Dick. The Idiot Is Dick.

EXCUSE ME WTF

arguably this is the funniest part about Jason in The Burning Maze:

and i mean this in the nicest way possible

thinking about… jason grace leaving his glasses on while he fucks you, claiming it’s to “see every inch of you”. and he so keeps that statement, trailing his sky blue eyes down ever single centimeter of your bare skin, sending shivers down your spine as he does so. you would die like this, you’d let him kill you just so this would be your last sight. and additionally with the way every once in a while his fingers would spark, even better if their plugged inside you, sending a literal shock wave through your senses…

sally you really dont wanna know what that means please dont look it up

-alex (percy’s bestie since he was 12)

Sally you have alpha sigma rizz and 10978 AURA

What??

what. the. FUCK >:[ /j

do you think jason was ever jealous of annabeth. that she got to grow up with thalia as her older sister but he didn’t .

thats an emo bug! 🫶🫶🫶

what kind of bug is this ? can someone identify

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im tied with all of them i cant fuckin coose

I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke

i just use they/them for everyone if a person doesnt state their proffered pronouns

-alex

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

NO

has anyone made the joke that the fates were knitting socks bc luke got cold feet or