Love That Will Has The Handwriting Of A Doctor

ME!!!!!!!! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Anyone want a tour of the Batcave because I was specifically told not to do this?

now i wanna punch him

For those asking why I punched an alien official. He looked punchable. I totally was not hearing them shit talking the BOM behind our backs. That totally did not happen. Totally.

-Keith

i need this drawn

Lance: Keith... how big can kosmo get? I mean I haven't seen him in a while so what should I expect..?

Keith: Probably like, really big.

Lance: WELL YEAH BUT HOW BIG? I kind of need to know??

Keith: Big.

*kosmo appears*

Lance: WHAT THE FUCK?!

lemme just go get some tissues to mop up the pool of snot and tears coming out of my eyes and nose

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

never

if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

EXCUSE ME WTF

arguably this is the funniest part about Jason in The Burning Maze:

what. the. FUCK >:[ /j

do you think jason was ever jealous of annabeth. that she got to grow up with thalia as her older sister but he didn’t .

you have a fatal case of “obsessed with your s/o”. sorry to say, but there is also no cure.

A clear blue sky reminds me of Lance. The ocean reminds me of Lance. A random dog reminds me of Lance.

Why is everything reminding me of Lance???

-Keith

gegegegegegge

are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

IM GONNA CRY

Do you guys ever think,

when Percy dies, Grover will die at the same time. But unlike the others, they'll never be reunited in Elysium because Grover's a satyr who never get into Elysium, they turn into a tree.

And, if Annabeth is outlives Percy, she won't just grieve the love of her life but one of her best friends as well, one of the first people who believed in her, outside of luke and thalia.

One more thing, When Percy dies at least Annabeth will know she gets to see him again in Elysium but she'll also have to live with the knowledge that she'll never see Grover again even in death.

And if you don't want to think abt this, then:

Then don't think about her throwing away the collection of tin cans she and Percy probably kept for Grover.

Don't think about her using something from a tin can and thinking "I'll save this for Grover" and then realizing she'll never get to give it to him.

Don't think about her never being able to eat blue food or enchiladas again.

Don't think about her and Juniper holding each other and crying.

Don't think about Juniper momentarily hating Annabeth for getting to see her husband after she dies before forgetting all about her anger because they both lost their loves, damn it!

Don't think about Annabeth "Always Six Foot Ahead" Chase knowing death is approaching and making a list of what she wants to be burnt with so that she can give them to everyone who she has ever cared about. Adding "Tin Cans and Enchiladas" in the list before breaking down again.

Don't think abt Percy reaching Elysium, being greeted by all of his friends, looking around for grover before registering why he wasn't there.

Don't think about him mourning his best friend, his brother even when in Eternal Paradise.

Don't think about it.