Hehehehehehehehehe

i need this drawn

Lance: Keith... how big can kosmo get? I mean I haven't seen him in a while so what should I expect..?

Keith: Probably like, really big.

Lance: WELL YEAH BUT HOW BIG? I kind of need to know??

Keith: Big.

*kosmo appears*

Lance: WHAT THE FUCK?!

i would be doing the macarena with percy

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

what the actual fuck

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

no 🫶

Whenever someone spam likes my posts I just imagine someone shaking me to wake me up.

Probably because Lance does that.

All the time.

Save me from my fiancé.

-Keith

lmao (annabeth and nico geek out about it and whrn nico’s in the jar annabeth is just like “NOOO MY MYTHOMAGIC BUDDY I AM GONNA BEAT THOSE GIANTS’ ASSES- oh wait jason and percy alr did okay time to fall into tartarus”

okay, but we know nico is obsessed with mythomagic. but has no one to discuss it with because bianca isn't particularly interested. and then here comes annabeth who's been equally obsessed with the game since she was seven. and these two bonds instantaneously. and over the years, he grows to see annabeth as a friend, not super close but someone he knows he can trust and rely on. and then he realizes they have a crush on the same guy. and he wants a reason, any reason, every reason, to hate this girl who made him feel so seen and validated and known. but he just can't.

HI PAUL 👋👋👋👋👋👋

ricky when i catch you ricky when i-

Idk if anyone gives a fuck but canonically Annabeth and Percy were in Tartarus for 18 DAYS and also that’s where Annabeth spent her 17th birthday

STOP-

nothing happened in the way i wanted

i still love you i promise

no. /j IM CRYING WVSBJAVENSHEBRHKSUDBEJSJWMEHRJR THE PARALLELS BETWEEN SILENA AND CLARISSE AND ACHILLES AND PARTROLIOUS (i have no ides how to spell it) HEALEP

"Fated For Love And Death" - Selena and Charles

EDIT- [Audio Description: The characters Selena Beauregard and Charlie Beckendorf, from the Percy Jackson series. They are holding each other, eyes closed, with each has a hand extended behind their partner.

Charlie is dropping a match, symbolic to his sacrifice in the war against Kronos and the boats explosion, while Selena holds Clarisse's spear, symbolic to her stealing her friends armour (which she is wearing) and chariot to lead the Ares kids into the final battle in an attempt to right the wrongs she made in aiding Luke.

Their foreheads rest gently together and they hold each other, Charlies hand on Selena's waist, and her hand holding his arm. They are both in their final moments, seconds before death, allowing themselves to bid farewell to their love and life.]

it says in ttc that santa claus got started by artemis’s chariot so it makes sense that he could be a god or be one of the gods (probably artemis)