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How come we never learned about this in History? (Probably for the same reason my Language Arts teacher tried to convince us Sappho was straight...)

Do you guys understand that when Hephaistion (the best friend and lover of Alexander the Great) died, Alexander cried for two days and gave him one of the most expensive funerals in history and had the sacred flame at the temple extinguished (which was usually only done for a king). And then he went to the oracle and asked if Hephaistion could be worshipped as a god, and the oracle said no, and Alexander said screw you we’re gonna worship him anyway. And then Alexander himself died like a month later, just as he’d said he would if he ever lost Hephaistion. Literally, you can’t write a better love story than that, so don’t tell me that kind of devotion only happens in the fictional world.

I’m not sure if my ask box is working, but if it is, this would be fun!

How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

Reblog if you would read a scifi fantasy book about a mentally ill, bisexual black girl

My editor keeps telling me no one will

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger

alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

Pros and cons of having long hair

Pro: fucking beautiful I look like a goddess

Con: get the fuck out of my face

Con #2: People keep assuming I'm straight

So a while ago I bookmarked a bunch of posts to reblog if I ever got a tumblr. Now I finally can!

Haha I know. Currently I’m procrastinating on a memorization for school ... that’s due tomorrow.

Okay, so this is my tumblr account. I created it a few minutes ago, so there aren't any posts yet. But hi! I'm the creepy stalker knowledgeable person who posted answers to the game.

Molly hi!! congrats on tumblr. it’s a black hole of procrastination.