Mjollydragon - Insert Witty Comment Here

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

Reblog if you would read a scifi fantasy book about a mentally ill, bisexual black girl

My editor keeps telling me no one will

I don’t know if this is true, but I’ve read that the X-men are a deliberate metaphor for being LGBT+.

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

Pros and cons of having long hair

Pro: fucking beautiful I look like a goddess

Con: get the fuck out of my face

Con #2: People keep assuming I'm straight

Reblog if you're not straight

Well, I realized I was bisexual at sports practice, so...

Wow, are you okay?

well. Colour me impressed. Mother dearest just got so mad, she left. Like, went outside, got in her car and drove off.

Why would you even gender candy in the first place?

old people are literally trying to blame our generation for food allergies…….

Current aesthetic: attending school on Senior Skip Day.

Care to justify that comment?

I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit.

What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.???????

Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges" and be able to prove them. 

Come on, I fucking dare you. 

Name them!