But Mom How Will Other People Know That You, A White Texan, Are A Christian

Rebecca: I brought reinforcements.

Jigen: You brought Goemon?

Rebecca: Um… no, but I brought the next best thing.

Lupin: Hey.

Jigen: Lupin? You brought Lupin? The next best thing would have been Fujiko.

Lupin: Normally I’d be offended, but she is freakishly strong.

Wk comics because hyperfixation is what I’m currently doing

Click for better quality.

Text:

Chris: It looks like a clown.

Aviva: No it doesn’t

Chris: Yes it does!

Aviva, referring and pointing to the map: You are here.

Aviva, pointing at Chris: And your an idiot...

Aviva: Okay maybe it does look like a clown...

——

Martin, pointing at board that says the same thing he’s saying: Save Geico to the gecko!

Koki: Couldn’t this have waited till morning?

Jimmy: *yawns*

Koki: I’m tired!

——

Reblogs > Likes ❤️

I drew a sunset today :3

Work in progress

share if you don’t think

I would be VERY interested in the long list of Jigen headcanons you mentioned!

-rubs hands- here it is!!!

I'm pretty sure Jigen has PTSD, even though that's not really shown in the show (or I just didn't catch it). Probably has nightmares too. Goemon helps him calm down from them. They used to be about his past, but now they're mostly about losing his partners.

He has tattoos !! A really cool full-back tattoo, probably irezumi (traditional Japanese tattooing technique, the stuff you see on yakuza). There's a phoenix and white chrysanthemums. He kinda regrets getting it when he gets refused at the entrance of onsens. But on the other hand, Lupin loves his tattoos, so that entirely makes up for it.

We all know about his taste in men, at this point it’s not really a headcanon anymore (but it’s just really fun to think about)

He is so, so touch-starved. This man has almost never received any affection, so now he kind of short-circuits every time Lupin or Goemon does something nice for him. He hates to admit it but he loves cuddles. (also he probably blanked the first time Lupin or Goemon called him by his first name)

He picked up a bit of French from Lupin. Hearing Jigen speak French makes Lup a bit weak at the knees (but honestly, who wouldn’t be). Especially when Jigen calls Lupin “Arsène” (no one’s called him that in years, and the intimacy of first name term paired with Jigen’s deep, rumbling voice, well… Lupin is but a man. A very, very weak bisexual man). Also Lupin somehow managed to make Jigen believe that “enculé” means something akin to “my beloved”.

Jigen and Fujiko have sibling energy. They pretend they hate each other, and they do get on each other’s nerves a lot, but if you leave them together unsupervised, they’re going to get into so much shenanigans. Utter chaos. Sometimes they also get together to drink expensive wine, paint their nails and trash-talk Lupin.

(Fujiko is also trans btw, fight me)

He can shoot virtually anything – even if he’s never used it before, he’ll learn it in five minutes flat. Even a rocket launcher. Even a tank. Even a friggin space laser. If it can shoot, Daisuke Jigen will learn how to use it, and have the time of his life learning it.

Also, he knows so much about guns, just SO MUCH, and he can talk passionately about them for hours on end (it makes him very happy)

I think he might be neurodivergent? I’m not sure. I just really like the idea of him infodumping and also hand-flapping (me? Projecting my own stims onto my favourite characters? It’s more likely than you think). He’s usually super quiet and doesn’t really talk much, but get him onto a topic he loves, and he’ll talk your ears off (in a good way. Honestly I’d love to just sit there and listen to him talk about guns).

Jigen and Goemon mutual infodumping about guns and about Bushido.

Besides that, I think his relationship with Goemon is this very calm and peaceful kind of haven thing, like they can just sit together in silence for hours on end and be content just being in each other’s presence. They don’t need words to let the other know how much he’s loved. It’s a welcome break for Lupin’s constant hyperactivity (but they also both love their hyperactive boyfriend very much) (this song. This song is what I’m talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGn73AW-gk )

Thank you for enabling me!! I just love him so very much <3

This needs to be canon

Happy sherliam

Netflix done Scrooge fuackable

one more

So what do you do when you find an Easter egg of Lupin and Pops drunkenly singing the Lupin III theme song? And then Jigen & Goemon join in?

You post it to Tumblr because it’s AWESOME.

From the Voyage to Danger DVD, y'all. Who remembers Easter eggs?