Buddy: So.... My Parents Just Left Me At This Daycare?

*the knock wakes them up leading to an ear piercing scream*

NO!

*they begin to sob and hide under their blanket*

-buddy anon

buddy??? are you ok?????

(If they had the keys to their room, they’d already be inside.)

Buddy: *wakes up a few evenings later, screaming from a night terror about their past*

MAMA!!!!!

*remembers that she's gone and hides under the blanket, gently sobbing for her*

(There’s a knock on their door.)

I-I HAD A BAD DREAM, A REALLY BAD DREAM!!!

-buddy anon

hey, it’s ok. it was just a nightmare. i’m here now.

:(

Jax told me to say this and I don't know what it means

Ahem

The Game.

M!A: 🎶Zooble The Parent! Zooble The Parent!🎶

shut up. i’m...i can’t be a parent.

Buddy: a what? do you mean the box glassss thing....

y...yeah. so, um, this place isn’t...in the real world.

Yep, but that's besides the point, i felt it was rude to not give a proper introduction.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

M!A: They'll get used to it

what do you mean????????????

Caine: Well gee uhh I don’t know can’t we give them something for that?

i don’t know. aren’t you supposed to be in charge here?

Gangle: *wails*

M!A: Actually I'll find you a more suitable friend.

*takes them into Jax's room and picks him up, who is sleeping through it all in his smug fashion*

I know you two get along soooo well

uggghhhhh.

(They don’t feel bad about this, but they don’t want to be stuck with him either.)