Buddy: *sobbing In Their Room In The Morning*

new gender just dropped

M!A: *laughs again*

So you ain't even denying it, angsty Zooble is now a softie parent?

well- not a parent. i’m not- i can’t be a parent-

you’re fine, it’s jax i’m :(-ing at

Jax told me to say this and I don't know what it means

Ahem

The Game.

Caine: Turn that frown upside down Zooble, at least you get the exercise!

caine you mother(🎉)er HELP

sorry man im all booked

Buddy: I had a nightmare....

oh...i’m sorry. anything i can do?

life is good

Gangle: Hmmm, I think the map infinitely generates...

huh. you don’t think it’ll eventually generate something really messed up do y- OH WHAT THE (🎉)

(The map has generated a cemetery. The names on the tombstones are all blurred.)

Gangle: .....

...sorry. um. you can go back if you want.

just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage