Caine: Oh Ok, What Would You Like?

Buddy: I don't wanna go back to bed, can we do something?

sure. what do you wanna do?

M!A: *teleported into a meat freezer by Caine*

bruh

(Good /lh)

:(

Jax told me to say this and I don't know what it means

Ahem

The Game.

thanks...?

(They have never seen this man in their life.)

Albert: *gasps* no way.....no way its you...! after so many years...its finally you...! oh my god...! long lost step-cousin!!! i missed you! *he hugs her tightly* oh my i missed you so much!

um...hi? do i know you?

Buddy: a what? do you mean the box glassss thing....

y...yeah. so, um, this place isn’t...in the real world.

Hehehehe, tis i the magic anon, how's your journey been?

NOT GREAT, (🎉)HOLE. HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS

Buddy: *thinks they said something wrong*

I'm sorry for being bad, i'll be good...

no! no, it’s not you, promise.

waves my magic wand and nothing visibly changes but you get a little uncomfortable and i smirk and walk out of the room

Gangle: *hides her face*

Caine: Uhhhh I can fix this!

*snaps his fingers and makes Zooble sing the last song the mod listened to*

Caine: Distractions!

*poofs away*

(ooc hope you don't mind how chaotic it's getting hehe)

welcome to the show are you ready to go with your swords up high and your guns down low have you come for the action come for the sport there’s a million ways to spill blood in the court it’s a free for all it’s a dog eat dog don’t be surprised if when you die you’re met with rigorous applause wanna win you got a chance all you got to do is dance oh move your feet and move ’em fast who knows how long your limbs will last-

(They hate singing. And also this is possibly one of the least comforting songs they could be singing right now.)

Caine:

I'm- sorry I can't help you guys escape but I want to do the next best thing and be good enough.

i...

(They’re not sure what to say. A mix of several emotions flood their mind. This is home. But not really, they know it didn’t look like this, it’s a recreation done by an AI. But it’s still something they thought they’d never have again. What they end up saying, though, is,)

...thank you.