M!A: Just Keeping Them Away

thanks...?

(They have never seen this man in their life.)

Albert: *gasps* no way.....no way its you...! after so many years...its finally you...! oh my god...! long lost step-cousin!!! i missed you! *he hugs her tightly* oh my i missed you so much!

um...hi? do i know you?

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

M!A: I said I wouldn't hurt them.

*laughs*

what’d you do?????

Buddy: *asleep on Zooble's lap, having finally calmed down after such a stressful first week*

(They’re being as reassuring as possible.)

Caine:

*takes a deep breath and holds

it together before Zooble can notice*

I hope ya like it bucko, time to set up things for the rest.

*leaves*

(They sit down on a folding chair, holding their head in their hands and finally allowing themself to grieve. But not too much, never too much. You know what will happen.)

could you put the zoob in fnaf one, specifically in the office window <3

FNAF 1 - Office

Caine: *laughs*

Boy have i outdone myself!

*pops away*

(They sigh.)

Hehehehehehehe, we don't mean harm, just mischief.

just leave us alone.

Buddy: *lost in the office maze, having wandered off by accident*

MAMA! HELP!

*starts to hug their knees and cry hysterically*

(Somehow, they also ended up in the office maze. It’s odd, seeing something so mundane and dull and real, but right now they need to find Buddy. They think they hear them, crying for their mother.)

My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.