!!!

???: ok? why?

i don’t- nobody here knows why this happens.

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

*A few weeks later*

Buddy: *trying to look forward to their first christmas without their family*

Santa can come here right?

of course he can.

*army music is coded to start playing in the grounds, LOUD AND ANNOYING army music*

ohhh my godddddd

(They’re beginning to walk directly towards the digital lake.)

???: *starts crying*

i lost my name...

it’s ok, we- we can come up with a new one, anything you’d like!

(Where is everyone else?)

hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

Buddy: *kicks down the door finally free, also collapses from exhaustion*

you ok, buddy?

Caine: Turn that frown upside down Zooble, at least you get the exercise!

caine you mother(🎉)er HELP

M!A: *continues laughing*

Not when we got ADVENTURES TO GO ON!

augh. where are you taking me this time

Caine: Sorry, Bubble needed a new chew toy.

can’t you make a new one or something?