Okay but alienrry seems like softest person ever. He goes to the library to ensure his partner is fully satisfied during sexual activities, eats anything and everything apple and knits. I want to give him the biggest hug ever but I also want to choke on his dick. Pls
He’s top tier boyfriend 🥺🥺🥺 very soft, very pure, very golden retriever vibes 🥺🥺
He’s cute and cuddly and touchy because he never realized how satisfying and comforting touch could be and he stole Y/N’s Snuggie for himself because it’s soft and warm and she constantly has to parent him into wearing clothes beneath it because he wants to be naked all the time since, “Clothes are so restraining. What’s the point? Humans already know what each other’s anatomy looks like; why would you feel the need to hide something that’s public knowledge?”
“Because indecent exposure makes people uncomfortable.”
“Then why is there so much nudity on television?”
“Good question! Don’t know! Now please put on some boxers under my Snuggie so you’re not flashing the window when you manspread on my couch.”
“You like it when I manspread.”
“That’s not the point—”
“No underwear also means easy access. I figured you’d appreciate that.”
“Stop trying to seduce me into getting what you want.”
“Is it working?”
“No.”
“Then why are you clasping your legs together?”
HOTD | Starting off the new year with a bang - my 1st @Hotd2025Bingo piece!
It’s a closely guarded Targaryen secret that some descendants of old Valyria have soul bonds with each other. Some might even say the secret was TOO well guarded.
Commission for the lovely @lillithdv8
She requested rakish modern Bucky, reclaiming his pre-war flirtatious confidence. Plus, she wanted the same pose as that Jensen photo. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
i love my sporty boys
You told me once
that your biggest dream was getting out of the city,
and I told you once
that my biggest dream was make you happy.
How could i be so wrong?
How could i be so blind?
How i couldn't stop it?
I didn't realize that I had to make me happy first.
And then,
just then
I could try to make you happy
MivaMoonlights.
Objectification -> You are a hole to fuck
Degradation -> Your holes are worthless and filthy
Ownership -> Your holes belong to me
Praise -> Your holes feel so good
Objectification and praise -> You are such a good fuck toy
Objectification and Degradation -> You are a worthless fuck hole
Objectification and ownership -> You are my personal fuck toy
Degradation and ownership -> You are mine to destroy. I will ruin you.
Degradation and praise -> You are such a pretty little cum slut
Ownership and praise -> You are my favorite- I love owning you
Objectification, Degradation and Praise -> You are the best little cum hole
Objectification, Degradation, praise and Ownership -> You are my favorite cum filled hole to fuck.
Reblog with your favorite combination or add your own!
Modern!Aegon: I wasn’t that drunk. Y/N: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Modern!Aegon: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
And then there's the fact that I actually choose sides with my 😺
There's no moral compass here, my friends.
“ALL MUST CHOOSE”
me: