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You May Think This Is A Loaf Of Bread. It Is, In Fact, A Loaf Of Bread.

You may think this is a loaf of bread. It is, in fact, a loaf of bread.

Enjoy your day.

That is all.

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1 year ago

pbj cool

Satosugu Inktober List

Satosugu Inktober List
1 year ago

now this is the stuff i come here to see

I present to you the only known footage of a happy Chinese Mitten Crab

that's it.

i went through thousands of Youtube videos to find this.

1 year ago

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.


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1 year ago

teleports into shot

honestly, people complain about the silliest things

teleports away

Posting Smash because they got banned during registration and the guy who came up with using this broken-ass admin bot literally gets no b#es fr i checked

Posting Smash Because They Got Banned During Registration And The Guy Who Came Up With Using This Broken-ass

also spriting hteir oc was really hard to do (the species literally has 6 jaws) so i want everyone to see it

[no, the Russian guy doesn't count, he's a c#]

EDIT:

fixed a quite frankly bizarre layering issue that involved the character's tail and pixels around it (annoyingly the fixed version looks worse)

1 year ago

if we were in water,

my species would run past it

faster than it would notice their presence.

Logic test

You are in a room in Africa

There are two exits at opposite sides of the room

But each exit is being guarded by a snake

One snake is yellow-green

The other blackish in color

One is a harmless olive snake

That you can pass unharmed

The other a deadly black mamba

That will kill you if you get too close

Which color snake do you approach?

1 year ago

nice

Small doodles based on that one sonic twt shitpost

Small Doodles Based On That One Sonic Twt Shitpost

Basically sonic is 15 when the outbreak happens. him, sonia and manic try to escape but sonia ends up getting shot which makes sonic and manic slowly drift away from each other. Ten years later he goes around with Amy gathering supplies and stuff like that to sell to people. Hes been keeping in contact with manic but ends up loosing contact so someone asks sonic to take an eight year old across all of mobius so that he can become the “cure”

Sonic knows he’s not meant to get attached to the kid since its the zombie apocalypse, kids die and he’s meant to leave the kid behind anyway but the more he hangs around tails he grows to love him. The kids shy and smart. He can fight and fly. The kids pretty cool and he loves him, he just cant let anything happen to that kid because hes cargo. Not because he’s still an eight year old and needs protecting also he definitely dosen’t remind sonic of his brother and sister

Small Doodles Based On That One Sonic Twt Shitpost

When he finds out that the kid he has fought so hard for, thats gone through too much for someone his age has to die he gets pissed because god thats just a kid man, his sister was just a kid when she died and tails is almost half her age. He couldn’t let that kid die.

And sonic will kill whoever he has to so that his kid brother never gets hurt again

Small Doodles Based On That One Sonic Twt Shitpost
Small Doodles Based On That One Sonic Twt Shitpost

(Pls ask about this au I’ve been hooked on it for a while now🙏)

Small Doodles Based On That One Sonic Twt Shitpost
1 year ago

15

traditional goblins

15

you know i get the feeling that all these mythological creatures

are simply just immigrants that are victims of racist stereotypes.

I'm Sorry My Computer Is Dumb And Wont Let Me Rotate It ;^;
I'm Sorry My Computer Is Dumb And Wont Let Me Rotate It ;^;
I'm Sorry My Computer Is Dumb And Wont Let Me Rotate It ;^;

I'm sorry my computer is dumb and wont let me rotate it ;^;

Who said witches had to be human size? Have a look at this tiny witch sweeping the front of her little house while waiting for tea to be ready.

prompt list credit goes to @julistellation

1 year ago

cute

Mars doodle

Mars Doodle
1 year ago

oof

Sure Hits Different Now Eh Eka's Portal?

sure hits different now eh Eka's Portal?

1 year ago

true

Sharing a meme I found

Sharing A Meme I Found
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