Wish I Could Hop Into My Bed Like They Do In Paper Marlio

I love how the entire TF2 community came to the same consensus that BLU has a lot of psychological horror going on while RED lore is that they just teleported bread

Not enough evidence? Here's something from Lil Pootis.

STILL NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE?

It Came With The Rain - FiveBucksWorthy2

BOOM, A FANFICTION I FOUND

MY POINT EXACTLY. BLU IS PSYCHOLOGICAL, LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR WHILE RED ARE FUNNY AHA IDIOTS.

would you like a nice glass of

i wuv the maxx

HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

i see a lot of criticism towards 17776 along the lines of “ugh if humanity actually stopped aging or dying and people really did just live forever they would not spend their time playing football… that is not what EYE would do with MY time…. this is so unrealistic….. clearly the author just wanted to write about sports 🙄😒” and like. yeah. yes. exactly. jon bois is a sports writer and sports analyst who wanted to examine why people love sports and why sports have cultural staying power and why he especially finds sports compelling and what sports have to say about the human condition and our ability to care. so he made up a fake scenario about humans being immortal and then he made it about sports. and he wrote about sports. the story is titled ‘what sports will look like in the future.’ if that isn’t something that you can vibe with then maybe the story simply is not for you

This is me rn. If you even care.

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck