*a Few Weeks Before The Snow Ball*

*a few weeks before the Snow Ball*

Hopper: Okay Jim, your daughter is going to her first dance, which is also her first date. You can do this.

*few days later*

Jane: Dad...I think you're applying too much eye shadow-

Hopper: JOYCE SAID THIS IS THE NORMAL AMOUNT!

Jane: Maybe for a clown...or a ninja.

*time skip*

Hopper: I swear to god, I can't tell these dresses apart. Why can't she just go in a tux, guys don't give a shit about what tux they wear. Um...let's start with the bluish-green looking one.

Employee: You mean the dark cyan one?

Hopper: Uh...sure. Let's go with that.

*time skip*

Jane: Ow! Gentler please!

Hopper: Jane, I used to cut hair in the army! I know what I'm doing with your hair and it's GONNA LOOK SUPER CUTE AND SHIT.

Jane: I'm not joining the army, I'm just dancing with Mike!

*time skip to the Snow Ball*

Joyce: So...how was getting Jane ready for the Snow Ball?

Hopper: Pffft...easy. Told you, I'm the best dad in the world.