Dont Know The Species, Theyre Building A Mud Nest On My Grandma’s Security Porch Cam

I cant fucking breathe

my boss asked me to make a fathers day sign (something that isn’t in my job description) and i was trying to figure out how to make it better because i just wrote it’s father’s day on an A3 piece of paper which leaves a lot of blank space. my brain said “put some fictional fathers on there people love them” so i put elrond on the sign and then completely blanked on any other fictional fathers. this is what the students and their parents are getting tomorrow.

Look they made jythe (jean scythe) REAL

ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

the trauma compelled him to correct stanley's grammar

Baby boy loves propping his feet up to nap

*WHEEZING AND CRYING* W H A T

FRODO: gay man

SAM: ww1 trench warfare gay (straight when a woman is around but would drop it all for frodo)

PIPPIN AND MERRY: the gay cousins

GANDALF: old queen

ARAGORN: the thinking man's bisexual

LEGOLAS: gay but acts like he hasn't had time to deal with it (has had nothing but time due to elf immortality)

GIMLI: you gotta tell Legolas how you feel, man

BOROMIR: afraid of the truth. Aragorn doesn't want you like that you need to move on

GALADRIEL: transfemme elder bisexual

ARWEN: professional fag hag and she's SERIOUS about it #ALLY

ELROND: transmasc gay single dad making it work

FARAMIR: lesbian

EOWYN: lesbian

GOLLUM: homophobic SMEAGOL: i don't even have to say it.

This is an interaction that kept playing in my head. Last night, when I should have been doing other things, I caved in and scratched this up so it existed. I have a soft spot for mabel and therapy bill being buddies :')

Wow

The similarities

The Stan Twins & The Murdock Twins

This has to be the silliest comparison post I’ve made so far but I couldn’t help myself from seeing the similarities between Stanford and Stanley Pines and Matt Murdock and Mike Murdock.

Stan and Ford were twins who come from a working class Jewish household in New Jersey. Matt and Mike are twins who lived with their working class father in Hell’s Kitchen, New York City.

Stan and Mike were regarded as the troublemaking twin to their smarter twin, Ford and Matt, who either lets them copy off their homework or pretends to be them for their summer make up class. However, Stan and Mike are also their twin’s protector, often getting into trouble with the school because they keep squaring off against the bullies who would target their brother.

Ford and Matt are both intelligent men, the twin their father saw as having a real chance of getting out of their neighborhood and making a name for themselves. Although Jack Murdock encouraged Matt because he didn’t want his son to turn out like him while Filbrick saw Ford’s potential scholarship as a meal ticket.

They are the twin who got to enroll and graduate from college and are also vigilantes who had an “I Work Alone” mentality.

Stan and Mike were initially taught boxing by their fathers as kids but that didn’t pan out much. They were the younger irresponsible charming rascal twin to their older more serious intellectual twin, conmen who got into all sorts of shady dealings with gangs.

As adults, Matt and Mike and Stan and Ford have a frosty relationship with each other. A big part of this comes from the actions the younger twin committed in the past. For Matt, it was Mike’s criminal dealings and for Ford, it was Stan accidentally destroying his machine and pushing him into the portal.

But despite everything, both sets of twins love each other they just don’t know how to properly express it. Well, Stan and Ford got to reconcile and mend their relationship as brothers. Matt and Mike aren’t so lucky in that department unless some supernatural shenanigan strikes again.

laughed the whole time drawing this

Me irl u_u

so glad i can finally share this- here's something i did for a secret santa event!!