Kinky Doom Prophet...

cover them up slut (your bleeding wounds)

heh... like what you see? ;) *tries to lean back in a seductive pose and passes out from blood loss*

“Derek died” ok, fine, I can deal with that (lying but that’s just details)

What gets me is SCOTT and ALLISON ADOPTED Eil

There are SO many different options for that as well as problems😭

Stiles taking him in because he clearly had some type of involvement in Eli’s childhood/teen years. You don’t even have to ship Sterek to see this

Noah for the reason above but also because he was like a grandfather/uncle to Eli (that’s the vibe I got anyway)

PETER HIS FUCKING UNCLE WHO WAS RIGHT THERE AS WELL AS BEING ABLE TO RAISE A BORN WOLF??? Also, this man loves his family (even in a weird psychopathic way) and he would rip someone’s throat out for trying to take the last of it he has

Mason and Parish for fucks sake had more of a history with Eli than the two

ALISON JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD??? Miss girl is not mentally stable to raise a child a teenager nonetheless considering she probably has a mindset of one still??

Hell, coach had more of a chance than these two

Derek didn’t want Eli to see being a werewolf as a curse, and that’s all Scott sees it as (for the most part)

Derek most definitely had a Will and DEFINITELY had a “in case I die and my son is still a minor he goes to ___” (this is obvious because of all the shit he went through.)

Cora is literally his aunt? Tell me she wouldn’t hope on a plane, get her nephew and his shit, and take him home with her. I dare you.

I start panicking 😭😁

Me when that ao3 loading bar takes a little longer than usual

Only for fun, Super Asgardian Bros are back. Loki doing pranks and using  his brother Balder to scape from the wrath of Thor.

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

ON THE THEORY OF ELI BEING CREATED BY THE NEMETON:

This is something that I've been sitting here thinking about for the past couple weeks and I just saw a piece of fanart last night that made me think about it even more, because honestly, the idea that Eli was created by the Nemeton is such a cool idea and it fits with the canon.

So, I don't even care that Jeff Davis is an idiot and was probably too stupid to think of this idea. I feel like I'm in the mood to write some meta after years and years of not writing meta.

Let's talk about it anyways.

We know that the Nemeton was functional during the 1940's before the Nogitsune came into power. And then, sometime after the Nogitsune's first run wild through Beacon Hills, somebody cut it down and essentially rendered it completely powerless.

Now, it stayed powerless for decades UNTIL that one night in the root cellar with Derek and Paige. When Derek killed Paige, he unknowingly committed a virgin sacrifice and sparked the Nemeton back to life. Albeit, the nemeton remained in a weakened state, as it was not back to full power and not working as a beacon to draw in supernatural creatures.

Cut to a few years later, what happens next?

The parents of the teen wolf trio get kidnapped by Jennifer so that she can complete her "three-fold death" sacrifice by killing three guardians. However, she never gets to complete the ritual because Stiles, Allison, and Scott sacrifice themselves in their parents place as surrogates.

Now, the sacrifice that Stiles, Allison, and Scott make was the surrogate sacrifice ritual that Deaton knew how to perform. It put darkness around their hearts and gave them the ability to locate the Nemeton. But that was it, right?

It didn't also act as another virgin sacrifice, right?

Scott? Not a virgin.

Allison? Not a virgin.

Stiles? Not a vir—OH WAIT.

Stiles.

Unintentionally committing a virgin sacrifice by sacrificing himself and giving another spark of power to the Nemeton. And this time, it bumps the nemeton back up to full power after Derek had previously sparked it back to life.

Now, you might be saying:

"But what about Jennifer? She committed virgin sacrifices, too!"

She did. But not to the Nemeton. She was a druid emissary long before the Nemeton was brought back to life. And druids have the ability to perform rituals to basically earn themselves more powers. Those virgin sacrifices that she did in the first few episodes of 3A went straight to herself, not to the Nemeton.

Which means the next virgin sacrifice in the queue was the one that Stiles made by drowning himself, not knowing that he was technically committing two different sacrifices that night.

Derek commits a virgin sacrifice. Then Stiles commits a virgin sacrifice (albeit by sacrificing himself instead of another person). Two consecutive virgin sacrifices by Derek and Stiles, separated by years, and both totally unintentional. And yet both sacrifices powered back up the dead Nemeton.

We know the Nemeton is at least somewhat sentient as it can pick and choose who to let get close to it in the woods. So, who's to say that the Nemeton doesn't hold Derek and Stiles in high regard for bringing it back to life? Who's to say that the Nemeton isn't thankful?

Hmm?

Perhaps, even thankful enough to give Derek and Stiles the ultimate gift in its gratitude? The gift of a son? The gift of a son, born from the Nemeton?

Even Eli seems to have some random, totally strange connection to the Nemeton without really having an explanation for it. He just randomly sleepwalks in the middle of the night and ends up at the Nemeton.

Why?

Now, you could argue that Eli has been sleepwalking out to the Nemeton because of the whole Allison situation in the movie. But what sense does that make? Eli doesn't know Allison Argent. He never did. She was dead before he was even born.

But if we're getting meta in here, Eli just so happens to be 15 years old (the same age Derek was when he sacrificed Paige in the root cellar and woke the Nemeton up). Maybe the Nemeton thinks 15 is the perfect age to start dropping hints to Eli.

In my mind, Deaton was called out to the Nemeton in the middle of the night and found little Eli as a newborn in a little wicker basket made from Nemeton branches and soft leaves, just sitting there asleep in the middle of the Nemeton stump.

And Deaton, being a druid and the old Hale family emissary, knew exactly what the Nemeton was offering and why it was offering it. So, he dropped Eli in his basket onto Derek's doorstep, knocked real loud, and watched as Derek adopted the boy—totally unaware that Eli is 50/50 both his and Stiles'.

But that conversation comes much later.

So, there you have it.

Eli Stilinski-Hale. The son of the Nemeton. The son of Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski.

🌱

WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK

how gorgeous is Choso !!!

I am not, in fact, a useless gay. I can actually exist in the same room as a pretty girl without panicking.

S

Toji taking baby Gumi fishing and Yuji with his grandpa 🥹