Back On The Bench

WWWGD (what would Will Graham do)

ik he gets me

Hello, Mr Neil Gaiman Sir, why is it you no longer believe in tags on Tumblr? Signed, An Overtagger

Long ago I dreamed of a world in which Tumblr tags were used by people on Tumblr to find things. As time passed I realized how mistaken I had been. Tags on Tumblr are magical incantations, jokes, commentary, revelation and drunken folderol.

she's my raphael

i didn't mean to fall,

i only ever asked questions

Still old work but this is one of my favourites.

Poseidon: You're offered 5,000 dollars, but if you accept, then the person you hate the most in the world is offered 10,000. Would you take it?

Hades: of course, why would I turn down 15,000 dollars?

Poseidon:

Hades: :`)

all my friends vanished after pride month😔 we will see each other in june 2024 :/ i wish gay ppl were real

i want a pussy puss puss

Your daily dose of cat memes

Interview with the Demon (2023)

has just seen this as i was searching for the energy to do mac n cheese (it's prepared tho)

Do you like cheese?

Too much. Yes.

How to Ground your demon 🐍🧡