“hE’s NoT- He’S- WeLl HE’s CErTAinlY NOt NAkeD ANyMOrE!”

ik he gets me

Hello, Mr Neil Gaiman Sir, why is it you no longer believe in tags on Tumblr? Signed, An Overtagger

Long ago I dreamed of a world in which Tumblr tags were used by people on Tumblr to find things. As time passed I realized how mistaken I had been. Tags on Tumblr are magical incantations, jokes, commentary, revelation and drunken folderol.

Interview with the Demon (2023)

Humans beat him to it AGAIN!!!!

Twitter doesn't work for me at the moment and I know who's responsible :D

(also I am pretty sure that 10 min after he caused it he remembered he needed to do something on twitter :D)

i hope im not disturbing anyone with notifications

How to Ground your demon 🐍🧡

mom woke me up cuz apparently we had to woke up early but brother and father are still sleeping and they were the ones who wanted us to get up early in the first place wow i believe there's no word limit cool stuff

has just seen this as i was searching for the energy to do mac n cheese (it's prepared tho)

Do you like cheese?

Too much. Yes.

mama said that was okay🎶 mama said it was quite alright🎶 (any goddess apart than hestia)

Hestia: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

WOWWWW THIS IS MY FIRST REBLOG EVER AND I'M MAKING THIS WITH MY CUTIE PIE INEFFABLE LESBIANS AND MY DISASTER PUPPY IT'S LIKE QRT'ING

The neighbors are suffering

WHERE IS MY CAR???? 🐍💦💦

Poseidon: You're offered 5,000 dollars, but if you accept, then the person you hate the most in the world is offered 10,000. Would you take it?

Hades: of course, why would I turn down 15,000 dollars?

Poseidon:

Hades: :`)