Be For Fucking ℝ Right Now

I don't expect porn games to have top-notch gameplay, but I do at least expect them to engage with the mechanical conventions of the genres they're pornifying. "RPG where you have sex with the monster when you lose a fight" bullshit – I want to see porn versions of those tedious filler puzzles every indie RPG is apparently contractually required to have. Let's see an erotic version of the Towers of Hanoi.

You're interviewing as a software engineer and you sit down to begin a coding exercise via remote video chat. Your interviewer joins a minute late. You exchange light pleasantries, then intros. They ask you a few questions relevant to your experience and you answer them satisfactorily.

The interviewer says, "Right, lets move on to the coding exercise," and directs you to a collaborative coding website. You select your language of choice and they begin to describe your problem.

"You have an array of souls recently liberated from their mortal shell, represented by this array of signed floats called "theDead". You must design a function that determines which souls go to heaven and which souls go to hell,"

"Heaven and hell are empty. The cumulative value of all the souls in heaven and hell must both be nonzero, and exactly equal to each other. You may leave any number of souls in purgatory,"

"Your function must return a bool indicating whether the balance of heaven and hell can be met given the array of souls. The count of souls will be 0 < n < 1,000,000. Do you have any questions before you begin?"

I think about this post every time i have some difficulties with my linux setup (basically daily)

This is as unhinged as this laptop soon will be

The computer system ate our IT guy. Can't have shit in London.

i am so sick rn but the leaf site got hacked and its shit got leaked. i fear i must get up just to see the uncommented 10k lines of code. what the fuck were you all doing. is this normal in php

how did the janitors live like this

were they operating this by sacrificing virgin lines of code to the maw of source files

Computers be like "omg bestie so true" and it's just the number 1

Let's write a C++ program together. I'll start us off.

int main() {