嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞
嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

ZORO, LUFFY, SANJI, ROBIN, MARCO W F!READER

GENRE // WC: smut, 3.8K word count (MDNI)

CONTENT: heavy overstimulation & dumbification, cunninglingus, exhibitionism, teasing, mating press, squirting, creampie, fingering, individual tags as well!

A/N: reblogs appreciated & would also love to know your favorite so i can include them in future works (:

FILLED REQUESTS: one // two // three

嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞
嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞
嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

π™πŽπ‘πŽ β€” mating press, creampie, fingering

zoro’s thighs push down against yours, forcing you into a mating press as he watches his cock move in and out of your holeβ€” dragging against your walls with each movement of his hips.

he’s always liked pushing you to your limit, watching your faces and taking you like this, fucking you until you’ve lost your coherency and let him have his way with you.

but today, he’s mad. you can tell. each thrust is harder than usual, your body rocking back and forth from the intensity of each thrust, balls slapping against you when he bottoms out.

he’s grunting loudly above you, jaw clenching every time your walls spasm against him. he’s close to cumming, thrusts becoming messy as he tries his best to resist itβ€” but it’s too much. he wants to make you cum, to see you gush all around his cock again, and he definitely doesn’t want to cum first.

your eyes are fixated on the sight of his fat cock pummeling your spot with pure strength, walls stretching to accommodate his size. he feels so good today, the roughness only pushing you closer to the edge as desperate moans slip from your mouth.

you squeal at a particularly rough thrust, arms wrapping around him to tug him closer to you, legs wrapping around his to keep him close to you. your eyes are slammed shut, completely oblivious to the way you’ve pushed him even deeper inside of you.

zoro’s eyes suddenly widen at the tightness, hands slamming down beside you to catch himself from falling on your chest. β€œw-wait, stopβ€” don’t do that!”

but it’s too much for him. he was trying his best to hold back earlierβ€” but he can’t with you clinging onto him for dear life, your tight hole greedily keeping his cock buried inside of you.

β€œshit, shit, stopβ€” you,” he growls, hips stuttering into yours as he gasps loudlyβ€” trying to pull back, but you won’t let him, clinging onto him tightly as you moan his name over and over. his cock is desperate to cum inside of you despite his best attempts at resisting it, and he gives you one last thrust before his throbbing cock stills inside you, spitting ropes of cum against your cervix as you tighten your embrace around him.

he lets out a shaky breathβ€” one he didn’t even know he was holdingβ€” and digs his fingers deeper into your thighs, watching the way your juices and his cum seep out of your cunt and down his cock. his head dips down, panting beside you as he comes down from his high, cock still throbbing against your walls from the intensity.

β€œyou little fucking minx,” he growls between breaths, hand coming to squeeze your cheeks together and tilt your head up. you look so irresistible to him, innocent eyes staring up into his as you tilt your head in confusion, watching the way he glares down at you with clenched teeth, sharply inhaling through his nose.

β€œfirst,” he starts slowly, β€œyou fake it. and then now…. you pull another stunt.” his scowl deepens when he sees your lips turn down into a cute pout, prompting him to grab your ankle and pull you closer. β€œyou know whatβ€” c’mere.”

his arm easily holds both of your thighs up against your chest, leaving you wide open for him to stuff three thick fingers into your cunt, fucking his cum deeper into you. β€œgonna ruin this cunt,” he grunts, loving the way your body is so reactive for him no matter what he gives you.

β€œz-zoro!” you cry out, reaching down to grasp at his forearms, but he doesn’t stop his movements, roughly fucking you with his fingers as he narrows his eyes. β€œmove your fucking hand.”

his voice is low and stern, arms not budging an inch even when you have two hands wrapped around his wrist. part of you wants to see more of this zoroβ€” the one fully in control of your body and your reactions, so you listen, shyly gripping onto your own thighs to hold yourself open for him.

his fingers are thick, curling against the spot that has you gasping, mouth parting open from the heavy stimulation. he perks up at your reaction, lips tugging into a grin.

β€œyeah? you like that?”

you nod quickly, eyes slamming shut when he uses his other hand to rub at your clit, drawing rough circles into it as you clench harder around his fingers. β€œβ€˜m gonna cum, z-zoro!”

his grin widens, eyes fixated on the way your hole greedily eats up whatever he gives it, squeezing around his fingers to keep them inside of you. β€œthen cum,” he grunts, rubbing harder at your poor nub. his cum is seeping out of your hole, mixed with your own slick and squelching loudly around his fingers with each movement.

his fingers hit a particularly sensitive spot inside of you, and you choke out a sob. β€œw-wait, that’sβ€”β€œ you blurt out, eyes widening at the foreign feeling building up. β€œfinally,” he grins.

β€œthat your spot?”

you nod again, jaw dropping from the stimulation, and you dig your fingers into your thighs, trying your best to keep them open despite their best efforts to slam shut around his arms.

he hums in response. β€œi’ll fuck you till you can’t walk if you’re lying.”

the threat does nothing but fluster you further, thighs shaking from the stimulation. you’re so close, so close to cummingβ€”

β€œyou tightened when i said that. that what you want anyways?”

you whisper out a please for him, a cute plea to let you cum before he rubs your clit just right, grin widening into a toothy smile when you gush all over his fingers, body trembling in his hold as your head falls back.

β€œso that one was real,” he admits to himself. he slides his fingers out of your cunt, bringing them to your mouth to show you the way his cum drips from his fingertips. β€œopen,” he commands, delighting in the way you loll your tongue out for him so obediently. his fingers move around in your mouth, letting you suck every bit of his cum.

zoro takes his fingers out, pulling you up into his lap. β€œthere’s more things i wanna try,” he rasps, voice deep and low. β€œyou can handle it, can’t you?”

β€œi thinkβ€” i can try,” you mumble, crawling off his lap. you’re not even off his thigh before he’s roughly yanking you back into him, hardened cock already prodding at your hole. β€œhey, where the hell do you think you’re going?”

β€œthink i’ll let you off easy after the shit you pulled? sit still, i’m taking you like this next.”

嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

π‹π”π…π…π˜ β€” overstimulation, dumbification, creampie

luffy’s hands slam down beside your shoulders, hissing at how good your cunt feels around his cock, so tight and wet, walls wrapping perfectly around his length as he snaps his hips against you.

β€œmore,” he growls, words coming out unsteady from the way he’s slamming his cock into you. β€œmore, more.”

he hits a sensitive spot in your cunt, groaning loudly when your walls clench around him in response, dropping down to hold himself up with his elbows. he moans your name into your neck, messily kissing and nipping at the skin. β€œi knew it,” he pants, β€œthis isn’t good.”

β€œh-huh?β€œ you choke out, too dumb to even comprehend what he’s saying, half lidded eyes still focused on the strong arms beside your head and the way his muscles are gently flexing and tensing.

β€œnot good,” he starts, voice heavy and slurred. β€œi- i can’t stop myselfβ€”feels so good. i can’t….need more.” he exhales shakily before sucking at your neck again, inhaling sharply through his nose as he slams his cock into you. β€œthat okay? it’s okay right?”

his voice is urgent, almost begging you to let him frantically bury his cock into you. he’s so desperate to hold you down, stuff his dick into you until he’s satisfied, but he wants to make sure you’re okay with it, distracting his desire by planting sloppy kisses down your neck.

he’s so rough that you can occasionally feel his teeth nudge against the skin, only to be replaced by his tongue sliding across your neck moments later. he’s so hungry for you, so desperate to be closer and deeper inside of you.

as soon as you nod, murmuring a β€œplease,” his pace quickens to one more frenzied, using his strength to fuck you even harder, make you feel good too. he’s drunk on the feeling you give him, and he wishes he could stay inside you like this forever.

luffy growls loudly into your neck, gasping every time your cunt flutters against his cock, slick even squelching around him with the roughness he’s giving you.

you can barely even catch your breath, his full weight on top of yours as he moves relentlessly. you can’t help but choke out a moan at the way each drag of his cock stretches your walls out so perfectly, his desperation alone enough to bring you close to the edge.

β€œyou always feel so good,” he groans into your neck, β€œso wet, and so h-hot. fuck—”

he buries his face deeper into your neck, arms wrapping around your body to pull you closer to him. β€œit’s tight, squeezing me! ahh…i can’t—” he groans, eyes shut tight to focus on making you cum.

he still wants you to cum first, gush around his cock before he empties his load into you. his dick is so heavy, painfully hard and on the edge of finishingβ€” but he fights it.

β€œluffy, β€˜m gonna cum!” you cry, returning his embrace to keep you grounded from the bruising pace he set against you. β€œplease,” he groans, voice muffled as he sucks at your neck. there’s an air of desperation in his voice, thrusts growing sloppier as he tries not to finish before you.

and you do exactly as he wishes, eyes fluttering shut as the knot in your stomach snaps, cunt squeezing hard around his dick as you gush around his cock. he groans loudly against your ear, not slowing down for a second. β€œi knew it,” he mumbles, β€œthe last one was fake, wasn’t it?”

luffy’s hips snap against yours a couple more times before he moans loudly, cock stilling inside you as it spits ropes of cum against your cervix. he’s panting above you, body slick with sweat as he catches his breath. β€œagain,” he mumbles, voice desperate. β€œthis isn’t enough, i need it again.”

he places a kiss on the fresh hickies bruising on your neck. β€œi can give you a lot more, so don’t fake it anymore.”

嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

π’π€ππ‰πˆ β€” cunninglingus, overstimulation, squirting

sanji’s face is buried in your cunt, fingers curling deep inside you as his tongue flicks against your clit. he’s getting off to you feeling good from his mouth alone, dick throbbing even harder with each moan that slips out of your mouth.

but it’s different. your last orgasm was different, and he knows.

β€œyou’re usually….much louder,” he groans into your cunt, not missing the way the vibrations from his voice make your thighs squeeze around his head. sanji always prides himself in how well he knows your body, from knowing what face you’ll make with each touch, to where you feel best…..which is why he has to make sure you haven’t been faking it this whole time.

to give you orgasm after orgasm until he’s sure he knows how to make you forget everything but the knot snapping in your core. his tongue laps harder at your clit, fingers curling perfectly against your spot as you tighten your embrace around the pillow, moaning loudly into it. β€œsanji….t-too much…!”

he can feel his dick twitch at your voice, feeling hard and heavyβ€” leaking with precum. he wants to shove his dick into you so fucking bad, have you against the wall so you can moan his name directly into his earβ€” but not yet. instead, he grinds himself down into the mattress, cock rubbing desperately against the covers to relieve the burning ache he has. he’s groaning directly into your cunt now, eating you out with fervor as your eyes roll back, moans muffled by the pillow you’re clutching onto for dear life.

he sneaks a glance at you, his own cheeks heating up at the sight of your face, cute noises escaping your mouth as your nails dig into the pillow. his patience is running thin, wishing that he was that pillow instead, thinking about how your nails could scratch into his back like that, but not yet.

β€œwhen i touch you here,” he grunts, thick fingers reaching deeper into your cunt to focus on the spot that has you gaspingβ€” β€œyou’ll make the prettiest noises for me. won’t you, pretty girl?”

and you do, crying out his name as your thighs squeeze hard and tremble against his head, walls fluttering so cutely around his fingers. your eyes widen when you realize this feels differently than usual, orgasm not settling down in the slightest.

sanji picks up on your response, not stopping the fingers on your cunt until your second orgasm is ripped from you in an instant, squealing into the pillow and squirting around his fingers as he laps hungrily at your clit. he places a hand on your stomach, keeping you down so that you don’t ruin your own orgasm, fingers still rubbing at your spot until you’ve stilled, body shaking weakly from the intensity.

you’re too tired to notice the way his eyes darken at the sight of you trembling and panting, now hovering over you with a hunger he can’t quite satiate no matter how long he spends between your legs.

β€œh-how did you..!”

your voice is so cute to him, and he leans down, pressing gentle kisses along the side of your neck with a proud grin. β€œi know your body like the back of my hand, angel.”

it does nothing but bring heat to your cheeks, walls clenching around nothing as you finally seem to notice it. his dick is hard, tip flushed pink with desire, and it’s leaking with precum as he slowly rubs it up and down your folds.

you realize that he’s still trying to hold back, still prioritizing how to make you feel good instead of himself, and you want to push him. just a little bit.

you innocently peer up at him through your lashes, wrapping your arms around him to pull his face closer to yours. β€œsanji,” you coo, β€œyou don’t need to hold back.”

the way his jaw clenches doesn’t go unnoticed to you, his breaths coming out short as his hand gently wraps around your wrists, pinning them above your head. his eyes are darkened with lust, so desperate to bring you to your limit, make you cum over and over until you can’t feel your orgasms anymore..

β€œyou’re sure?”

his voice is just above a growl, tip of his cock already sheathed inside your cunt as you nod, cutely smiling at him. β€œi can take it, give me all of it.”

his breath hitches in his throat at the offer. β€œsay blue to stop me,” he says in a low whisper, stuffing your cunt in one swift movement. β€œotherwise,” he mumbles against your lips, β€œi’m gonna show you heaven, angel.”

嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

πŒπ€π‘π‚πŽ β€” exhibitionism, his wings don’t hurt you, squirting, riding him

if anyone were to walk by the two of you, it would be nothing out of the ordinary. you cuddling with marco as usual, his large wings wrapped around your frame to keep you warmβ€” at least, that’s what it looks like.

marco’s hands are cupping your ass, bouncing you up and down his cock, slowly and intentionally, thrusts that bump your cervix each time your ass smacks against his thighs. the pace is so slow, but it’s got you worked up more than usual, and you can feel everything so vividly, down to the prominent vein on the underside of his cock dragging along your walls.

your head is buried in his chest, your weak attempt to hide your teary eyes and pants as he grips the globes of your ass harder. it feels so good, little moans occasionally slipping from your mouthβ€” causing you to worriedly look to the side. you think someone might be watching, but you don’t get to check, marco hooking a finger under your chin to redirect your focus to him in an instant.

β€œhey, eyes on me,” he coos in your ear. β€œdon’t pay attention to them. only me.”

you really should have known marco would do something like this, take you in front of the others to ensure all your reactions are real this time.

you squeal when he slams you down harder, a subtle warning to keep your focus on um only.β€œbut, w-what if they see?” you ask, your hands come to wrap around his middle, looking up at him with a pout.

β€œdoesn’t matter if they see. you’re mine anyways, we can put on a show for them,” he smiles, β€œcan’t we?”

he chuckles when you hide your face in his chest again, face filling with heat at the thought of someone catching you with your commander’s cock buried deep inside your cunt. the thought alone has you spasming around his cock, growing wetter at the idea.

β€œm-marco…i’m gonna cum,” you whisper, eyes fluttering close as you bite your lips. β€œthat right?” he coos, almost disinterested. β€œmmβ€”i can’t hold it inβ€” marco!” you plead, and he hums, prodding at your lips with his thumb.

you part your mouth obediently, letting him stick three of his fingers into it as you suck on them dutifully. β€œyou know,” he starts. β€œyou’re cute when you’re tryna run away from it,” he whispers into your ear, β€œbut i won’t let you.” β€œcum on my dick and do it now, before someone comes.”

his other hand grabs a fistful of your ass, bouncing you up and down on his cock at the angle that has his tip pounding at the right spot, your cunt already starting to flutter around him before a loud stomp grabs your attention.

marco pushes you down in one swift movement, full length stuffed inside you as you’re forced to sit still, thighs trembling hard as the fullness.

β€œahβ€” ace, you need something?”

his voice is casual, so casual that it almost sounds like he just woke up from a nap. you’re frozen in place, cunt pathetically dripping down his length as your orgasm starts to fade.

β€œis y/n with you?” ace asks. your eyes widen, balling his shirt in your hands.

he nods, giving your ass a tight squeeze as a silent warning not to move. β€œyeah, she’s right here.”

he quickly takes his fingers out of your mouth, swiping over the trail of saliva running down your chin as he lowers his wing slightly, just so ace could get a look at your face. you’re immediately panicking, cheeks filled with heat as you quickly bury your face into his chest.

β€œwhoaβ€” is she okay? why the hell are you covering her whole body like that?”

β€œshe’s got a fever,” he says flatly, as if his cock wasn’t throbbing inside of you from the thrill of getting caught with you like this. β€œkeepin’ her warm. she’ll be fine,” he emphasizes the last word, squeezing your ass when he feels you tighten against him.

his smile falters when you slowly rock yourself on his cock, trying your best to get some of the stimulation before your orgasm fully fades. you can’t even pay attention to them anymore, not even noticing that ace had left until marco’s hand hooks under your chin, tilting your head up.

β€œyou’re worse than feverish,” he chuckles, helping you bounce up and down his cock. β€œhumping yourself on my cock when ace is right there…”

β€œyou gonna die if i don’t fuck you for five seconds?”

his lips are tugged into a wide grin, shifting his balance before he’s thrusting his hips back up into yours as you whine into his chest. β€œplease….i’m almost..!”

β€œno need to rush, i got you.”

and you know he does. his cock is such a good stretch, his huge body enveloping yours as you helplessly bounce of his cock, greedy hole taking all of him. you squeal when he slams you down on his length once more, knot inside you finally snapping as you gush around his cock.

you lean into his chest, panting and shaking from the intensity, and you lift yourself off his cockβ€” only for marco to pull you back down on it. β€œwhere are you going? we aren’t finished here.”

β€œyou faked one earlier, didn’t you?” β€œdid you think i wouldn’t notice?”

β€œon my desk next.”

嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

π‘πŽππˆπ β€” fingering, teasing

you should have figured out that robin would catch on to your little act as soon as it happened. your head falls back on her shoulder, one of her hands cupping your tit as her other arm dips lower.

β€œoh dear,” she chuckles, fingers rubbing harshly at your clit as you bite your lip, trying to mask your expressions as she brings you closer to the edge. β€œthat wasn’t it, my love,” she hums, watching the way your half lidded eyes avoid hers like the plague.

β€œwhy are you running from it?”

she can tell you’re really close, painfully close to finishing, but you’re fighting it with everything in you, eyes clenched shut even when your dripping cunt is squelching around her fingers.

β€œit’s embarrassing….the face i’ll make!” you blurt out, cheeks feeling hot.

her fingers don’t slow down, still working at your clit while her other hand cups your tits. β€œyour face?” robin muses, a tinge of curiosity laced in her voice. β€œshow me it. i want to see.”

β€œb-but..” you stutter, eyes locked on her fingers working at your cunt. her eyes are only on you, watching your every reaction to her touch. β€œwill you show me it?”

your cheeks only heat up further.

β€œyou’re so cute, my love,” she coos, fingers leaving your tits to dip down to your cunt, slowly fucking them in and out of your walls. β€œw-wait, robin,” you cry, reaching down to grasp at her wrists.

it does nothing to stop her, and your thighs clench around her hands, unable to relieve the tightness in your core as you reach the edge. β€œare you feeling good? you made my hands so wet, look,” she smiles, chuckling at the way you flush at the sight of your slick covering her fingers.

your face falls back when she resumes, fingers curling against your walls. β€œcum properly, okay?” she coos, rubbing harshly at your clit until you cum hard, shaking around her fingers as she gets a good look at you.

you hide your face in your hands, legs trembling around hers. β€œi told you,” robin whispers, hands running up and down your sides, β€œi want to see all of your faces. let me try again.”

嘘 β€” ❝ π˜πŽπ” π…π€πŠπ„πƒ 𝐀𝐍 πŽπ‘π†π€π’πŒ. ❞

PART 1: ace, law, lucci, mihawk

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i feel like zoro needs to be spoiled after training.. poor man all sweaty and tired and the only thing he needs is you kissing his hairy chest and his pubes :3 fighting between the brick of falling asleep or fucking u dumb

warnings: oral (m and f receiving), deepthroating, a smidge of size kink

I Feel Like Zoro Needs To Be Spoiled After Training.. Poor Man All Sweaty And Tired And The Only Thing

zoro thinks he might fall asleep like this. sitting propped up with his back on the headboard of your shared bed, body sore after hours and hours of brutal training and the tip of his cock brushing against the back of your throat. you’re sprawled out all pretty between his spread legs, doing your best to breath around the thick intrusion you swore up and down you could take without issue. his large hand, rough and callused over the years from the hilt of his swords, cradles your cheek gently as you try to swallow around him.

the deep groans that rumble out of his chest echo behind the obscene sound of you gagging. he’s grateful for the bone deep exhaustion that weighs him down. without it, he’s sure he’d be fucking up into the sinful heat of your mouth and apologizing come morning when the rest of the crew asks what’s wrong with your voice.

his hand shifts upwards when you try to pull back, resting on the back of your neck and forcing you down until your nose is tickled by soft hair. it’s a struggle for you to lift your gaze up high enough to look up at him and the sight of your watery eyes and swollen lips stretched around his cock feels like a punch to the gut.

β€œdon’t look at me like that.” he says, throwing his head back with a thump against the headboard. β€œyou wanted this so you’re gonna fucking take it.”

no one should look so blissful, so content with their mouth stuffed full but you somehow manage it, reaching up to massage his balls in the palm of your hand. zoro’s never been the best at letting you spoil him like this. maybe that’s why you ambushed him with hot, heavy kisses that trailed down his neck the second he stepped foot in the bedroom. you knew he’d be tired enough to follow your lead and accept the affection he still didn’t think he truly deserved even after all this time you’ve been together.

almost as though you can sense his thoughts begging to drift away, your free hand reaches out for his. delicate fingers lace through brutish ones and a familiar swell of love-tinged lust swirls inside him. he’s been staving off his orgasm since you first lapped at his weeping tip and he cums with a choked off cry of your name, hips bucking as he spills down your throat.

as soon as his vision clears, zoro forces his aching muscles to move. he pulls you up towards him, holding you close as he shifts downwards until you’re laying flat on top of him and crashing your mouths together to lick the bitter taste of himself off your tongue.

β€œyou’re too good to me, baby. such a good fucking girl.”

your giggle turns into a startled gasp when grips your hips and lifts you up until your clothed cunt is hovering over his face. he smirks at the startled look you give him before he pulls you down, mouthing at your clit over your panties.

β€œdon’t start something you can’t finish it, sweetheart. we’re not done till i say we are.”

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Imagine the red-haired pirates thinking you're pregnant

You: *gags on nothing*

Benn: *cocks an eyebrow*

The next day

You: *retches*

Yassop: you good?

The day after

Lucky: breakfast is ready (y/n)!

You: *covers your mouth when you feel a wave of nausea hit you* oh no thank you

After a week of constant gagging and rejecting meals

You: *gags*

Benn: you okay, you've been gagging a lot lately.

You: yeah

Lime: you pregnant or something?

You: what! No, it's just eating is inconvenient, I gag when I have gone too long without food.

Lucky: But you've been rejecting meals!

You: I have a had time telling if I'm nauseous because haven't eaten or if I'm not hungry because I'm nauseous.

Yassop: what are you a cat?

You: shut up

Benn: wait, so last night when you were brushing your teeth?

You: oh no, that time I gagged on my toothbrush when I was cleaning my tongue

Yassop: so you have a sensitive gag reflex

You: no

Shanks: *not even looking up from his newspaper* yes they do, they gag on everything that isn't cock, thankfully *licks his thumb and turns the page*

You: not everything!

Shanks: sorry I forgot you don't choke on my fingers either, apologies love

Rockstar: *drunk out of his mind slumped down on the table next to shanks* why would you put your fingers in her mouth?

Shanks: when my cock is occupied in a different part of her

Lime: *stands up and points at you* you! You're taking a pregnancy test

Imagine The Red-haired Pirates Thinking You're Pregnant

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As A Pagan, I Think It’s Very Important To Know Ancient Alphabets. Not Just To Write Curses Or Spells,
As A Pagan, I Think It’s Very Important To Know Ancient Alphabets. Not Just To Write Curses Or Spells,

As a pagan, I think it’s very important to know ancient alphabets. Not just to write curses or spells, but to communicate with the gods through runic symbols. Because I am a norse pagan, I mostly master futhark runes (runic alphabet), but I know a bit of Oghams, the old celtic alphabet. Here they are, feel free to learn them, and trust me: it really helps! Another thing: the oghams are to be written vertically, on a single line.

Imagine earning your keep on the Red Force

You: *through the strangeness of the grand line you were teleported to the Red Force*

The crew: *points their weapons at you*

Shanks: *watched you fall from the sky* put them away boys, the little bird isn't going to hurt us.

You: I didn't mean to come here, please don't throw me overboard.

Shanks: I'm not gonna throw you overboard, we'll drop you off at the next island. But, in the meantime, you'll need to pull your weight around here.

You: I don't know much about sailing, but I can clean and cook.

Shanks: thats perfect, we'll get you set up with a hammock in one of the store rooms so you can have some privacy.

A week later

Yassop: LAND HO! *Rings a bell*

The crew: *spills out of the depths of the ship to get a glance at the island*

Benn: oh I remember this place, it's the island with that beautiful waterfall Lime juice almost busted his head open on, when he jumped off the top of it.

Lime: ugh don't remind me.

You: does it have a village? *Nervous about being dropped off*

Benn: a long time ago, but it's be deserted for the last sixty-ish years.

Shanks: *gives you a reassuring pat on the back and mumbles* don't worry, I'm not gonna leave you here. If I leave you on an island, it'll be somewhere with a large port where you can disappear without being noticed or tied to us. We'll be staying on this island for a while, we need to replenish our food supplies.

You: thank you.

On the island

Shanks: *finishing up doling out tasks* Yassop and Benn, you're on hunting duty. Bonk Punch, Monster, and (y/n) you're on foraging duty.

You: um...

Shanks: yes?

You: well um, what are the odds the foraging team will interact or encounter wildlife?

Shanks: it's almost guaranteed

You: then shouldn't the hunting team and foraging team work together? With the foraging team flushing prey out of food rich areas towards where the hunting team is laying in wait to ambush them?

Benn: that might just work

At sun down

You, Monster, and Bonk Punch: *returns to the crew's encampment with a baskets full of fruit and wild vegetables*

Benn and Yassop: *have brought in dozens of rabbits, five deer and three full grown boars*

Shanks: we have so much meat and produce, we won't be able to eat all of it before it goes bad. The ship's freezer is almost empty, but we still won't be able to eat it all before it goes bad

You: if you salt cure and smoke it, we should be able to keep it for a year and a half before it goes bad.

Shanks: we're running low on salt too.

You: that's fine, I found a salt water spring while we were out, if you delegate three or four people to round the clock boiling, we'll have a salt brick left over. And while we wait for the salt, we can butcher and freeze the meat.

Shanks: and what about the produce, smarty pants?

You: I'll go look in the village for containers, if we find any we can pickle and seal up what we're not going to eat fresh.

Benn and Shanks: *make eye contact*

Shanks: alright, I'll go to the village with you.

Two weeks later

Red Force: *it's kitchen and storeroom full of food*

Benn: *puts hand on your head and ruffles your hair* good job kid, we should be good on food for the next six months.

You: I'm glad

Shanks: how would you like to stay with us?

You: you mean join your crew?

Shanks: yeah, you're super useful to have around. I didn't really have to lift a finger back there, you pretty much had everything under control and we had fun doing it.

You: I don't know about that, but sure I'll join your crew.

Shanks: *picks you up and spins you around* fantastic, the next island that has people on it we'll get you a cot and a good sword or whatever weapon of your choosing.

You: ahh! Put me down!

Shanks: *trips and falls overboard*

You: *coughing up water when you surface* captain!

Shanks: haha sorry

You: *splashes him* you and your shenanigans

Benn: yeah, you'll need to get used to that, this level of malarkey is fairly normal.

You: oh goody

Imagine Earning Your Keep On The Red Force
Imagine Earning Your Keep On The Red Force

Zoro x Fem!Reader: A talk about Loyalty

Hmmm, Was curious. So I wrote a silly little thing.

Tw: pregnancy, and some nsfw content

Zoro X Fem!Reader: A Talk About Loyalty

You were humming a silly tune to yourself, your lap taken by your boyfriend's head. He was probably in his usual state of half sleep and half alertness. Though you were almost sure that the man was more awake than asleep since he was sighing more and taking deeper breaths less. You were running your hands through his hair, a smile blooming on your lips at the almost purr that he was letting out.

While he wasn't like the type of boyfriend that Sanji was, that was of grand gestures and of outspoken words of affection. He was of little gestures and of reassuring acts. And an unspoken love no matter what, no matter where.

You saw it when he stayed by your side, when you were sick and delirious from fever, holding your hand in his, thumb caressing your knuckles. When he pressed a kiss of reassurance both for himself and for you on your forehead when you were fast asleep.

You saw it when he trusted you to watch his back in fights, and in the thank yous he gave you through a nod and a glance your way. When he fought harder than an admiral when he saw you injured, coming your way and staying close, but still letting you fight till either the battle was over or you were done for the time being.

You saw it when he sat next to you during meal times and whatnot, when he walked behind you not unlike a dog. Trusting you, but just wanting to be near you.

He'd allow random bouts of affection from you, whether it came from you wanting to put sunscreen on him, pushing him to take a bath at least once a week, or dropping a bottle of conditioner in his hands for his hair. He allowed you to press kisses and poke jokes at him, only to give a grumble or two, or a half hearted frown.

The best times when he showed it, you felt, was when he slept either on or near you. You and Usopp had done an experiment off of this. Whether Zoro would wake up mid nap to follow you if you changed positions. The result? He actually woke up and followed you once you got out of a certain range, settling by your side again when you had stopped. Ussop couldn't stop laughing at that and you just stared at your boyfriend in amazement.

During your period, he'd be more affectionate and more attentive to you, willing to allow you to release your emotions any way you did. He'd even keep some chocolate stashed in his haramaki just in case. Even if he didn't like it.

On the day you two were married, he was all smiles and joys. Later in the night he'd press kisses from head to toe from how much he revered and treasured you. After you two were exhausted and sweaty from your activities, the man would lay his head on your chest, the sound of your heartbeat beautiful to him.

He'd have your back in any and all situations, whether you were in a fight with someone verbally, and if you were the one in the wrong, he'd quietly point out the mistake to you, but still be on your side.

Both of you didn't exchange rings, but earrings. You got one of his usual gold, and you gave him one which was of a shooting star, with the star seated at the hole of the piercing itself. He smiled whenever his eyes set on you, and seemed more at ease around you.

The few times that he was in need of rest especially after a battle, he would first drag himself to check on you if you had gotten hurt before, if you had, he settled next to you, sitting beside your weak figure even if he was the one who really needed more rest. If you weren't, he'd kiss you, before taking you to where his bedroll was, content with having you close. (As if you weren't already on your way there, sake and onigiri on a platter in your hands only for him)

One very rare occassion was when he'd gotten badly hurt and the both of you needed to fend off against a group of 6. You held him close to you with one hand, arm around his neck, and pointed your pistol on one side, and he held a sword against those at your back. Both of you literally covering each other's backs. He always said that the moment was when he fell in love with you. Purely because you knew he would still want to fend off against the group, and you knew that he trusted you to give him some help in this specific moment.

When your daughter was born, he pressed a kiss to you, and then your daughter's head as he whispered how proud he was of you. He mumbled promises to his daughter of how he would take care of you both, of how proud he would always be of you two, of how much her presence was waited on and loved.

There was one funny moment when he saw you put her down for sleep in your home, gaze catching on your form, your loving gaze and that motherly glow to you and proceeded to eat you out a couple times till you came almost 3-4 times on his tongue purely because he was so turned on by how sexy and perfect you looked.

Dividing household duties? On the Strawhat Crew? Yes. While duties were divided between who was present at the moment and who was comfortable and able to do what, the one duty of waking up at night to tend to her was purely his. Not only because he wanted to ensure you got some rest, but also because that moment seemed only his. That moment was where he would give kisses to her feet, to her hands and to her nose, whispering loving words to her and the family that she had, of how utterly loved she was.

Oh to have a loving, loyal Zoro.

lemme just pop in with this 🀩

Lemme Just Pop In With This 🀩

pov: julius sneaking out to meet you, while you were peacefully stargazing, here comes marx yelling over the communication device

ASVJHDGJKGFDHJHFGFFGG UR SO RIGHT πŸ˜­πŸ€šπŸ’•πŸ’•

And we wave hi to Marx and he smiles and waves back at us before continuing to yell at Julius and Julius grumbles under his breath that Marx likes us more than him LMAOOOOOO

But manπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί he looks so cute just talking abt his dreams and the way that he clamps his hands over his ears LMAOOOO

Lemme Just Pop In With This 🀩

He looks like he doesn’t wanna hear what his mom is yelling about AKSJBSJSDH and the hand…..

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Big, β€œscary”, β€œmean” Men From One Piece Blushing>>>>>>
Big, β€œscary”, β€œmean” Men From One Piece Blushing>>>>>>
Artist: Kystktstura

Artist: kystktstura

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