The One Last Thing Americans Can Agree On Across Lines Is That It Makes Us All Feel Warm On The Inside

Telling someone who’s mean about pronouns that I bet their mommy picked theirs out for them and seeing where that gets me

Making 300 restore fatigute potions in a row like

BLUE !!

papal passion

Going on instagram and seeing one of those ai advertisements of me dead on the road

It’s economically viable to run off and make it in the woods for as long as you can

Gonna merge my car into yours in the parking lot hope that’s okay

Getting one of those tuna packets, adding mayo, one hard boiled egg, and some diced dill into the packet and mixing it all together before transferring it from plastic packet to bread

hitting the weed pen in the bathroom at all you can eat sushi and reemerging for round two like a bloodied but determined boxer in the ring

You NEED to learn how to use XLOOLUP if you’re still using VLOOLUP I hate you

There’s a mf-ing house on the road that’s sick as hell dog