So Much Care Put Into Housing This Aging Spider. Why Are My Eyes Wet

laios- "im alienation from manhood and from my body"

falin- "im womanhood thats simultaneously eroticized and condemned as monstrous"

THE TRANSFEM APPLICABILITY SISTERS

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

You can't even deliver interesting final words to a great enemy any more because they'll just act like you're flirting.

I got the upper hand against a corrupted-noblewoman-turned-dark-mage the other week and before I ended her I said, "It was always my destiny to strike you down."

And she giggles before going, "Really? Me?"

I rolled my eyes and apparently that was the split second she needed to teleport away, which is just ridiculous when you think about it.

I'm sure I'll defeat her again, but in the meantime she keeps sending me love letters laced with powdered poisons and, honestly, it's starting to make me a little uncomfortable.

I can't keep having my rivalries against evil go like this.

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

stage 3 dialogue is so freaking funny

So um, completely unrelated to a conversation I was just having with someone who shall not be mentioned…

Exhibitionism, but in text format? Being made to air out your every dirty thought and desire on a public website where people can see it and resonate with it, nod along and affirm that you’re a horny little mess? Sounds… pretty fun…

Quak

Wiring that huge essay didnt make me less horny sadly.

Why NOT

siiigh some things are beyond our control

No not my son!!