Sometimes I Be Wondering How Sam Keeps His Knees From Buckling When Darlin Kisses Him Because God Damn

Am not even sad if any thing it’s funny AF

cus ho how is u finna call me miserable when u take the time outta ur day to harass people for having fun like 😗??

chat what did i do

this diva just gets it

“ugh i wish we got this character instead—“

if you can’t appreciate every man on the channel then you don’t deserve any of them xoxo

this gonna be me from now on

this is embarrassing but whenever i have to fill in forms or read letters or anything i always pretend its something for D.U.M.P 😭

like applying for informed unempowered status for someone or sumn like that IK THATS LIKE STUPID BUT I LOVE IT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I come baring gifts (and arms)

THE GOAT IS BACK LIFE IS TRUELY WORTH LIVING

I need everybody and i mean EVERYBODY input on this matter...

What do we think Sam would be like if he was a part of the fooliverse...

i hope both sides of ur pillow are flaming hot SPECIALLY during the summer <3 /hj

sam and darlin in like 40 years

redacted audio listeners when they're supposed to be getting important lore

remember during the monarchal summit at 27:11 when Sam asked Alexis to stop bothering darlin and she told him she would (with an attitude ofc its Alexis) now here me out....

when Sam thanked her for it he did because from what i know, think Alexis can't lie to Sam if am not wrong so he genuinely thanked as a relief since he knew she wouldn't lie to him, and it goes both ways he can lie to her either

I know we know Darlin is hot bc of Poter dropping his jaw when he first saw them but like we should have just assumed they were from the start because they broke Sam’s 15 years of celibacy

If that doesn’t scream sexiest Mf in Dahlia idk what would