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yeah thor might have done the whole “banished to midgard and finds mortal lover who aids his journey” thing pretty well, but loki did it first and he did it gayer so who’s the real winner here

GUYS LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF EVAN I FOUND

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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💜Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!💜

legit made my night🥰 mwah xx

honestly

please i’m begging everyone to write more for pedro pascal, like him as himself, i’m so obsessed and nothing will satiate me and i’ll love you forever

VERY happy I’m a Leo 😛

Ahs evan peters characters shipped with zodiac signs based on personality traits

Tate Langdon: Cancer and Scorpio

Jimmy Darling: Taurus

Kai Anderson: Aries and Capricorn

Edward Phillipe Mott: Gemini

James Patrick March: Leo

Kyle Spencer: Virgo and Pisces

Andy Warhol (he was only brief but still): Libra

Kit Walker: Sagittarius and Aquarius

🔊📢Spread The Word📢🔊

So what's the squad's first assignment, Divine Ruler Whip?

As Divine Ruler, I need to spread this message into at least 5 people's inboxes.

💙Cooper Day watches, he follows. If you do not have a good day he will come and eat your toes.💙

It’s his world and we’re just living in it 💅🏻

Ya know James March was the ultimate winner of season five of ahs.

He got Gaga trapped with him forever, his murders all finished, and someone to play cards with for all eternity

1. Relationship status: single💔😂

2. Fav colour: crimson red and black

3. Three fav foods: fajitas , bbq chicken and pigs in blankets

4. Last thing I googled: I had to log a covid test😂 (negative😛)

5. Time: 11:36am

6. Dream trip: New Orleans

7. What I really really want: for covid to be over 😩

I don’t really know who to tag ?😂: @mrs-march-ahs @whiiiiplaaaaash @kitisagoldenretrieverboy @kitwalker02 @oublierlegarcon @extra-justice-for-peter-maximoff @tatesweaterweather @tatestripedsweater

Tag Game

Rules - tag 8 people you want to get to know better

Good evening fellas, thanks to @kansascitymeeks for tagging me :) lets get my shitshow of a personality out into the void

relationship status: I am single but i just keep falling for all sorts of people who don´t like me back

favourite color: green but like a dark kind and yellow, also dark (just earthy colours in general)

three Favourite Foods: green olives, pistacios and those raspberry flavoured hard-candies 

last thing I googled: flower symbolisms in hopes of impressing a girl who - say it with me - doesn´t like me back

time: 10:26 pm

dream trip: i would love to go to paris again but just visit a whole lot of museums and get wine drunk every night and eat grapes and croissants UGH 

tell me what you want what you rlly rlly want - i just want to be.. content i think… not having to worry about failing somebody or at something and not having to worry about finances and just being able to look at the stars and feel safe

I think I will tag :

@oscar-still-wildin @todds-perry @charlie-is-three-rats @theneilperryy @local-deadpoet

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dilf.

I realise I am Hader spamming today but I'm tired, emotional, and welp... ARMS GOSHDARNIT! THOSE ARMS!!! ❤❤❤❤