No We Don’t Use That Room There Was Once A Spider In It

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

Rules to learning English

1. their our know rules

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.