She Guessed My Favorite Color First Try..

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

I feel like this is worth saving for later, because of just how important this is (you gotta hype it up), but you can’t do this endeavor of reblogging every 1M+ without this post.

This is the tumblr post with the most notes.

thanks for the submission! it’s in the queue.

i’m not sure if this is really the most with the most notes though - i remember, in 2015 at the latest, some gif of a guy high-giving a pedestrian walk sine as it turned to a hand, which had 12M notes. I don’t know if that number is accurate, but if it is it’s my white whale.

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Diabetes here I come!

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy