A new champion takes the stage,
A celestial wonder we shall now engage.
We ponder what it may be,
Another cosmic body to join our gle—
what the fuck
it’s the fact that when percy and annabeth graduate from their high schools, annabeth’s estranged family is gonna fly out to NYC
which means there will almost certainly be an awkward dinner with both families.
“hey we’re the chases, the family who neglected, gaslit, and emotionally abandoned annabeth. but we feel really bad and we’re trying to do better.”
“hey we’re the blofis-jacksons, aka the loving family of your daughter’s boyfriend who took her in and loved her as our own after you neglected, glaslit, and emotionally abandoned her.”
except none of them actually say it. they’re all just thinking it.
sally has major mom beef with them, paul is trying to be nice but is skeptical, frederick feels guilty and awkward, mrs. chase is flat out uncomfortable, the twins are causing absolute chaos, annabeth is a wreck, percy’s making jokes every 17 seconds to attempt to diffuse the tension, and baby estelle is just vibin
i feel like a lot of wine would be consumed
chat drop your fave war criminal in the comments
Black - ne'tra = justice, an unshakeable moral code (also wanting to avoid stains on your clothes)
White - cin vhetin = a fresh start or clean slate (good for converts/adult adoptions)
Grey - genet = mourning a loved one (or recently rejected)
Gold - ve'vut = vengeance (a warning colour)
Silver - beskar = unpainted armour, a search for redemption (Din Djarin's guilt complex, anyone?)
Bronze - tranyc'bes - nobility and high status (favoured by stuck-up self-important jackasses)
Brown - daryc - valour, galantry, The Audacity (particularly when associated with them cunty lil jedi cape drops)
Tan - vhekadla - loyalty (lit. 'sandy' but I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and...)
Maroon - daryc'tal - power (all hail Maroon 5, our benevolent overlords)
Red - ge'tal = honouring a parent (very popular, 10/10)
Scarlet - galar'tal - defiance and relentlessness (Mandalorian Scarlett Johansson omfg be still my bi heart)
Orange - shereshoy = shereshoy, a lust for life (the party people)
Yellow - shi'yayc - remembrance, burnt out vengeance (makes for funky funerals)
Mint green - cin vorpan - lust for peace, guardians and peacekeepers (does not necessarily mean I want to fuck guardians and peacekeepers, get your head outta the gutter)
Green - vorpan = duty, commitment and hard work (favourite of farmers, too)
Teal - jahaal = healing, violence as a last resort, I've seen some shit and now I defend peace (favoured by healers and New Mandalorians)
Blue - kebiin = reliability and faithfulness (favoured by single parents)
Sky blue - kebii'tra = new love, newlyweds, marriage and all that fluffy stuff (Satine's famous jewellery TCW S2 - ObiTine for the soul)
Indigo - jiisaviin = prosperity, victory, the feeling that we have achieved our hopes (tempting fate, perhaps)
Lilac - saviin = luck, change, survival in adversity, hope for the future (associated with the old God of Luck)
Pink - cin ge'tal - respect and knowledge, a fusion of past and future (associated with journalists and academics)
Ofc this is a rough guide and if anyone either doesn't like my sense of humor or wants more detailed information, check out these posts too: x x x
A new champion takes the stage,
A celestial wonder we shall now engage.
We ponder what it may be,
Another cosmic body to join our gle—
what the fuck
Padmé, please.
AU where Anakin leaves the jedi order, but still shows up from time to time "to help".
Original post here
would you still love me again?
Kanan: Ezra! You can’t launch Cal out of a cannon!
Ezra: But he wants to be launched out of a cannon!
Kanan: You’re not supposed to listen to his terrible ideas!
Cal, in the cannon: FIRE!
Kanan: Don’t fire! Ahsoka, back me up here.
Ahsoka, finger hovering over the launch button: What?
What’s he doing walking around with a waist like that?
yeah. im calling it the one foot in the grave au !! im not quiiiiite sure where i wanna take this, but i DO have a lot of thoughts, so buckle in for the ride
< og post >
(i mentioned that the og post was inspired by fics that i read of this/similar to this au, and since then a few people expressed interest in those, soooooo i thought i would drop em under the cut!! (plus a few freebies) some of them arent quite EXACTLY this concept, but who is going to argue against storytime? not me!!)
hold on, reaper by virtualpng
I'm A Riddle In Nine Syllables by SilverheartSP
Temporary Champion by Breanna
No Job Left Undone by Tricksterburd
freebies, for the vibes !
Interview between an Amateur Researcher and a Semi-Immortal 10-Year-Old by Random_ag
Moon's Tears by wyrmwood (archangelgf)
lost link (who are you?) by ExhoLox, toooliix