I Can Be Your Shitty Dad

superboy #85

the dynamic for damian and tim should be "i want my older brother's approval but i could never let him know that or he'll be so annoying" and here's my pitch: think about damian doing smth reckless and being scolded, feeling incredibly bummed out, and then tim tells him "that was sick as hell actually those losers don't get it" and then damian's mood instantly lifting and telling tim all of the little details about how he pulled it off

never forget the time Bruce forced Dick to paint an entire building (and himself!) yellow to fuck with the Green Lantern

he even drank lemonade for good measure <3

donna TROY 💜

ppl got really mad at bruce last time for getting mad when damian said he wanted to quit robin and be a doctor he immediately got his act straight

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

he was also the first Robin to realize the wonders of pants. Fucking brilliant

I used to think it was kinda weird that so many people interpreted Tim Drake as being sooo smart or whatever for figuring out Batman’s secret identity. And then I remembered that this is, in fact, the universe in which Lois Lane had no idea Clark Kent was Superman because he took off his glasses. Like yeah. Yeah okay I guess he really is a boy genius

Say what you want about the Drake's, but they knew they had one of the last pictures of Dick's family all together and they sent him a copy.

The fact that edgeworth’s office is on the 12th floor will never not be funny to me. There’s no way girlypop’s taking the elevator so is he like?? Just walking up and down 12 flights of stairs everyday ???