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1 year ago
You Bought The Pins And The Pooch! Now What Else Is There To Do? Patience! What Makes You Feel More Patient
You Bought The Pins And The Pooch! Now What Else Is There To Do? Patience! What Makes You Feel More Patient
You Bought The Pins And The Pooch! Now What Else Is There To Do? Patience! What Makes You Feel More Patient
You Bought The Pins And The Pooch! Now What Else Is There To Do? Patience! What Makes You Feel More Patient

You bought the Pins and the Pooch! Now what else is there to do? Patience! What makes you feel more patient than looking at these two handsome faces with these silly un-collectable cards!! Stop by every week of the campaign to take a peek at what Wally and Barn get up to! 

If you haven't, stop by https://www.makeship.com/products/barnaby-jumbo-plush to order the Barnaby B. Beagle plush for $37.99 or the Prized Pals enamel pin set at https://www.makeship.com/products/welcome-home-enamel-pin-collection for only $19.99!

If you grab both, you get 10% off your entire purchase! Don’t wait, these campaigns are a limited-time offer, so snag ‘em now! 

1 year ago
Eddie No Longer Went For Walks With Them

Eddie no longer went for walks with them

1 year ago
W. Robert Moore. Vendors And Pedestrians Along A Steep Staircase. Hong Kong. 1934.

W. Robert Moore. Vendors and pedestrians along a steep staircase. Hong Kong. 1934.

1 year ago
Robert Doisneau. Paris. 1940

Robert Doisneau. Paris. 1940

1 year ago
Backyard Birdies!! :D

Backyard birdies!! :D

1 year ago
Pick The Bat! Hit The Head!
Pick The Bat! Hit The Head!
Pick The Bat! Hit The Head!

Pick the bat! Hit the head!

1 year ago
Willy Ronis. Les Chats, 1940s, 1950s
Willy Ronis. Les Chats, 1940s, 1950s
Willy Ronis. Les Chats, 1940s, 1950s
Willy Ronis. Les Chats, 1940s, 1950s
Willy Ronis. Les Chats, 1940s, 1950s
Willy Ronis. Les Chats, 1940s, 1950s

Willy Ronis. Les Chats, 1940s, 1950s

1 year ago

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

1 year ago
Watching The Eruption Of Mt. Vesuvius, Italy, Photo By George Rodger, 1944

Watching the Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, Italy, Photo by George Rodger, 1944

1 year ago
Rosario Puglisi

Rosario Puglisi

1 year ago
Julie Shouldn't Have Gone So Far From The Neighborhood
Julie Shouldn't Have Gone So Far From The Neighborhood

Julie shouldn't have gone so far from the neighborhood

(Im alive ><)

1 year ago

In case no one told you growing up

Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.

If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)

Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.

You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)

Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.

Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.

To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.

Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.

Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.

If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.

Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.

After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.

Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.

Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

1 year ago
Yevgeny Kassin. Summer Rain. 1960s

Yevgeny Kassin. Summer rain. 1960s

1 year ago
Edith GĂŠrin. Trottoir BordĂŠ D'arbres De La Rue Sarrette. Paris. 1950s

Edith GĂŠrin. Trottoir bordĂŠ d'arbres de la rue Sarrette. Paris. 1950s

1 year ago
I Know What You’re Thinking! I Just Purchased The Barnaby B. Beagle Makeship Plush AND The Crispy Sweets
I Know What You’re Thinking! I Just Purchased The Barnaby B. Beagle Makeship Plush AND The Crispy Sweets
I Know What You’re Thinking! I Just Purchased The Barnaby B. Beagle Makeship Plush AND The Crispy Sweets
I Know What You’re Thinking! I Just Purchased The Barnaby B. Beagle Makeship Plush AND The Crispy Sweets

I know what you’re thinking! I just purchased the Barnaby B. Beagle Makeship plush AND the Crispy Sweets Prized Pals pin set! Hot dog! But what will I do until they come Home Sweet Home? Fret not, little buddy, and check back every week to gander at a colorful assortment of photographs showcasing the fun and merriment of these Makeship goods! Wally will be overjoyed!

Head on over to https://www.makeship.com/products/barnaby-jumbo-plush  to order one for yourself for $37.99! Then, skedaddle on down to https://www.makeship.com/products/welcome-home-enamel-pin-collection  and grab the enamel pin set for $19.99! 

If you purchase both at the same time, you can get 10% off your entire order! For folks who’ve already purchased Wally, keep an eye out in your inbox for additional savings from Makeship!

Don’t delay, this boisterous beagle and these prized pins are a limited-time offer, so order now!

1 year ago
Astor Place, 1948. Rudy Burckhardt. Silver Print.

Astor Place, 1948. Rudy Burckhardt. Silver print.

1 year ago
William Klein. Underground Station. Moscow. 1959

William Klein. Underground station. Moscow. 1959

I Am Collective Memories   •    Follow me, — says Visual Ratatosk

1 year ago
C. T. Thompson. Cannon Wharf, Westminster, London. 1900

C. T. Thompson. Cannon Wharf, Westminster, London. 1900

1 year ago
Encounters
Encounters
Encounters
Encounters
Encounters

encounters

1 year ago
Frederic Lewis. Time Square, 1930s

Frederic Lewis. Time Square, 1930s

1 year ago
Vsevolod Tarasevich. Moscow At Night. 1960

Vsevolod Tarasevich. Moscow at night. 1960

1 year ago

FRANK IN THE CAR

CAR FRANK

1 year ago
Philip Jones Griffiths. A Young Couple Seek A Tender Moment In A Doorway, London. 1960s

Philip Jones Griffiths. A young couple seek a tender moment in a doorway, London. 1960s

1 year ago
Fan Ho. Hong Kong, 1950s

Fan Ho. Hong Kong, 1950s

1 year ago
We Out Here Autistic And Trans 🏳️‍⚧️

we out here autistic and trans 🏳️‍⚧️

1 year ago
Harold M. Lambert. People Walking On Road In Winter. 1940s

Harold M. Lambert. People walking on road in winter. 1940s

1 year ago
I Was So Surprised By The Lack Of AUs In The My Friendly Neighborhood Fandom! So, Me And A Few Discord

i was so surprised by the lack of AUs in the My Friendly Neighborhood fandom! So, me and a few discord buddies decided to create our own! The Opposite Au! (Or the OPP AU for short)

its basically a personality swap with a few story changes!

(click read more for bonus doodles + character descriptions!)

I Was So Surprised By The Lack Of AUs In The My Friendly Neighborhood Fandom! So, Me And A Few Discord

NORMAN

Norman is THE BEST character on 'My Friendly Neighborhood' and he WILL remind you constantly!

He has like a bajillion fans and friends that are definitely NOT made up! Of course he has fans and friends from all over the world what do you mean he doesn't???

He's a bit of a diva... ok "bit" is an understatement. He genuinely believes that he deserves to be treated better than anybody else! He proudly displays a star on his door as a symbol of his supposed stardom!

There's a blurry line between fiction and reality for Norman. He believes his on-screen friendship with Lenard translates to real life, despite their mutual mistreatment of each other. Lenard is definitely NOT Norman's friend. (In fact, most of the puppets in this AU despise each other)

Incredibly overdramatic. He once laid down on the floor for 3 hours straight because someone ate the last chocolate chip cookie.

Norman is still very lonely.

I Was So Surprised By The Lack Of AUs In The My Friendly Neighborhood Fandom! So, Me And A Few Discord

JUNEBUG

Much more calmer and introverted than her OG counterpart. She would rather stay inside reading books than play outside with her so-called 'friends'.

She is the resident bookworm of the neighborhood, incredibly smart too!

Her demeanor is highly apathetic; even if chaos erupted in the neighborhood, she wouldn't even lift her eyes from the pages of her book.

She also speaks in a very monotone voice.

She still very much hates responsibility.

She and Norman have a sort of pseudo rivalry with each other, even though it mostly affects Norman. While others react to Norman's antics, Junebug's indifference to it annoys him the most.

Even if she's not currently reading books, she's usually staring off into space or thinking about something. Ms. Lilianna is not fond of her due to her inattentiveness during one of her lessons.

Has a horrible habit of sneaking up to people and scaring them due to the fact that she walks VERY quietly.

I Was So Surprised By The Lack Of AUs In The My Friendly Neighborhood Fandom! So, Me And A Few Discord

MS. LILIANNA

It's MISS Lilianna. Not Lilianna, MISS Lilianna! She is your teacher and you WILL show her some respect!

Miss. Lilianna is incredibly strict and uptight. If you so much as even breathe loudly she will get furious with you!

She does genuinely love teaching! She teaches math, science, english, history... but her favorite lesson to teach are RULES!

Currently, she has 874 rules in her rule book. Here are some examples:

22. No talking while she's talking, that’s rude. 23. No chewing gum 24. no smiling 25. no breathing too loudly 26. no running 27. no jumping 28. no laughing 29. no living 30. no screaming 32. no playtime 33. no snack time 34. no lunchtime 35. definitely no nap time. 36. No blinking more than once per minute! 37. You must sit at a perfect 90 degree angle 38. No writing with anything other than a blue ballpoint pen with a 0.735 mm tip!

Her favorite rule is rule #17: "Everyday is Teacher's Day!" You must give Ms. Lilianna gifts and hugs to show how much you appreciate her!

The most important rule is the "No complaining about the rules" rule! Or else you'll be sent to the principals office! Which is her. She is the principal, the custodian, the janitor, every and any faculty member of the school!

...Except for the Art teacher. Please don't show her any art, she will not understand anything. She lacks any and every sort of creativity.

Her favorite weapon to use is the classic ruler! Light weight AND teacher-y

Baldi's basics lookin' ass

I Was So Surprised By The Lack Of AUs In The My Friendly Neighborhood Fandom! So, Me And A Few Discord

LENARD

Anxious Dog Energy right there.

Poor Lenard is very shy and super self conscious. Like Junebug, he would rather stay alone than be anywhere NEAR people.

He has a bit of a stutter.

He is so anxious, that he's developed several self-defense mechanisms!

He will either SCREAM BLOODY MURDER

Or he will bite you

Or a combination of both.

Sometimes he'll bite for no reason whatsoever!

Lenard is TERRIFIED of being watched, especially while practicing. Memories of him being taunted and teased during the show's production still haunt him.

He's developed severe scopophobia because of this.

He will usually sing and dance in private. Though, he's not a very good singer nor a very good dancer.

I Was So Surprised By The Lack Of AUs In The My Friendly Neighborhood Fandom! So, Me And A Few Discord
I Was So Surprised By The Lack Of AUs In The My Friendly Neighborhood Fandom! So, Me And A Few Discord

GEORGE

The epitome of "I hate my job."

This George really hates being a taxi driver. I mean, wouldn't you hate being stuck as a taxi driver for the rest of your life?

After MFN got cancelled and the puppets got abandoned, George ripped out the 'T' in his taxi cab hat. He tried ripping out more from his taxi uniform, but stopped since his uniform were the only clothes that he's got.

He's now stuck in exitensial dread. What IS George now that he's not a taxi driver? He might've hated being one, but that was all that he's got.

He hates any and all vehicles with 4 wheels or more. All the taxi cabs in the studio are smashed, even the wheels have been taken out!

He still likes rats. However, it's mostly a "appreciate from afar" type of ordeal. The rats in the studio are vicious little beasts.

He once saw a puppet get too close to the rats. Let's just say that the puppet is now a pile of cotton fluff.

The only time he was genuinely happy during the show's production was when they were filming the Pirate's Cove film. It was his first experience of being anything other than his taxi driver role. He still has his pirates hook and he would fight you tooth and nail if you try and steal it from him

AND THATS EVERYONE (for part 1 ofc)

Thank you to my friends who definitely helped with this AU (you know who you are!)

Oh! And please click the images for better quaity!


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1 year ago

Imagine a bunch o’ puppets just all of a sudden jump a single handyman or a person who wanted to just disable an antenna or wanted to mind their own personal space

Gordon getting ambushed by all the puppets in the theater auditorium thingy after he picked up that mask:


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