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Daredevil enjoyers watching Matt Murdock get beaten into a coma:
Luke: So, which one of you is the little spoon and the big spoon?
Frank: Neither.
Matt: We’re like chopsticks.
Danny: Aww that’s kinda cute, does that mean you guys nestle together perfectly or something?
Frank: Nope. It means if you take one of us away from each other, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing a bunch of shit.
“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
"they/them pussy" "they/them dick" "girl dick" "boy pussy"
guys can we people start referring to cis genitals/post op trans genitals like this too? how funny would it be to go "that girl pussy tho" "I love boy dick" or even
that she/her pussy
that he/him dick
is this funny or am I just being silly, wacky even
okay but can you imagine how much it sucked to be Foggy in S2 of Daredevil. like both of his besties are down bad for the fucking Punisher and no matter what he says or does they just think he's hotter
I'm always saying shit like "been in a weird place recently" despite never really being in a normal place to begin with
i’m gay and my glasses are dirty
reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty
Generations on Tumblr
The first poll was done in April 2023 which you can find here
based off this post
I think I love Matt Murdock so much because like he doesn’t follow the typical superhero formula of like having this heavy nadir of a huge physical and mental hit putting him at 0% ability before gaining it all back in the boss fight.
Baby girl should physically not be doing what he’s doing at any given point and time, always operating between 70-80%. He is always beat to hell and mentally unwell. He is exhausted. He is not eating. He is sad and Catholic. He has no business—
REAL
WinterHawk Kitty Edition
Art by Braden Duncan (aka Clockwork Art)
*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*
Reblog to make it die faster
Matt and Foggy take the subway together every morning to get to work, and every morning Foggy tells Matt about the Dog Bag Guy. As the name suggests, the Dog Bag Guy is a guy with a dog in his bag. Somehow they always end up in the same carriage as the guy, and Matt knows exactly what the guy looks like because Foggy tells him everything.
He knows the Dog Bag Guy is tall and muscular and has dark hair, and his nose must have been broken a few times because it’s kinda wonky and he has the best eyes and he always smiles at his dog. And the dog! Foggy says the dog looks like some kind of pit bull mutt, and it’s got the bluest eyes and the biggest smile, and it looks at the Guy like it worships him. The Guy apparently keeps the dog in a big backpack that he’s wearing on his chest instead, so he spends most of the ride on the subway receiving kisses from the over-sized puppy.
Matt is in love, and he’s never even talked to the Guy.
The Guy, who is, of course, our man Frank Castle himself, has to resist the urge to laugh during his morning commute because that Pudgy Guy is always whispering to the Blind Guy next to him about Frank. He’s spent the last three months trying to work up the courage to walk over there and ask the cute Blind Guy out to dinner.
Max, his dog, doesn’t care about anything other than giving Frank lots and lots of kisses.
Children… children, no fighting… you have your own pens……
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in honor of my 24th birthday, here are some frank & matt text posts that i made for you all <3
and my favorite fratt parallel:
I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS STUPID JOKE ASDFFGGGF
you guys dont get it (I NEED TO SQUISH HIM)
two dead men
just gonna leave this here…
And another quick doodle with barely any sketch done before going straight to linearting.
we can thank the Hawkeye Initiative for Bucky's beautiful crop top ;P (oh I miss the good olden days :D )
when they’re not stopping crime, they’re committing it
she doesn’t get enough fanart