who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
your honor he did kill those people but his boobs were bouncing when he did it
My favorite ultra-specific character type is "this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he'd be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story."
person A: blind and has a service dog
person B: allergic to dogs
and they fall in love
You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u
i bet they’re cheesy af when they’re not fighting eachother to death
Matt: *uses fear and mild bodily harm to get the info that he needs*
Frank, with zero hesitation right off the bat: You have a total of 5 seconds before I chuck this in your face and run away.
"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad
1) that’s illegal
2) i’m blind
3) catholics can’t be vigilantes actually it’s in the bible
4) im catholic i wouldn’t dress up as the devil smh my head
5) daredevil hooked up with frank castle. i wouldn’t do that
Frank, while literally being tackled by a police dog: What’s his name?
venom 3 has the potential to do something sooooooooooooo iconic (bring andrew garfield back as canonically bisexual peter parker and have him date eddie brock). smeagol r u listening to me
Matt: I asked God to remove all the negative people from my life and I almost died.
goddamn, im really vibing with this lineart today 👌
(commission wip)
heard people talking about Charlie in the black & red devil suit 🥹
*read from right to left
Workout session with Matt.
Drawing this on a whim.
Ship two men without shitting on their canonical female love interests challenge!
biblically accurate fratt
[SCRAMBLING FOR MIC FOAMING AT THE MOUTH VISIBLY VIBRATING]
[FORCIBLY GETS DRAGGED OUT SCREAMING KICKING MUFFLED YELLING]
"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?
ⓘ This user is tired.
Why do I get the feeling frank castle is the kind of man who desperately wants approval but physically can not ask for it. I don’t know I just feel like if someone praised him after he killed someone he’s just melt.