Silly Stuff From This One Arc!

by @gaga00648863653

Whoredock Chronicles Part 2: Matt being slutty even in the middle of fights 😮‍💨

1) Always getting up ass first

2) Slutty little waist tease

3) Making these faces 🙃

4) Do you really have to straddle while giving CPR you SLUT!

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

Lego would you ever draw fratt?

maybe

(i dont know anything about matt murdock or daredevil…………………..)

im crazy

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Matt and Foggy take the subway together every morning to get to work, and every morning Foggy tells Matt about the Dog Bag Guy. As the name suggests, the Dog Bag Guy is a guy with a dog in his bag. Somehow they always end up in the same carriage as the guy, and Matt knows exactly what the guy looks like because Foggy tells him everything.

He knows the Dog Bag Guy is tall and muscular and has dark hair, and his nose must have been broken a few times because it’s kinda wonky and he has the best eyes and he always smiles at his dog. And the dog! Foggy says the dog looks like some kind of pit bull mutt, and it’s got the bluest eyes and the biggest smile, and it looks at the Guy like it worships him. The Guy apparently keeps the dog in a big backpack that he’s wearing on his chest instead, so he spends most of the ride on the subway receiving kisses from the over-sized puppy.

Matt is in love, and he’s never even talked to the Guy.

The Guy, who is, of course, our man Frank Castle himself, has to resist the urge to laugh during his morning commute because that Pudgy Guy is always whispering to the Blind Guy next to him about Frank. He’s spent the last three months trying to work up the courage to walk over there and ask the cute Blind Guy out to dinner.

Max, his dog, doesn’t care about anything other than giving Frank lots and lots of kisses.

Bucky knowing at least 31 languages according to CACW, super serum brain enhancements and the fact he learned Xhosa in Wakanda, leads me to believe he must have the fucking gnarliest of language blurring. You know when you can't seem to figure out how to word something in one language so you skip over to a different one but wait no one knows that...

I also don't think English would be Bucky's default language anymore. It's his birth language, sure, but Russian is probably the language he defaults to now after 80 years right?

So if Bucky's ever delirious for whatever reason, extreme tiredness, magic, super drugs or whatever who knows, do we think he talks in the most insane blend of languages, does he say a sentence in Japanese then switch to Korean and then to Polish, do we think he'd point blank say "I'm sorry I don't speak English" in English to his English speaking friends or teammates because he thinks in Russian and about fifteen other languages before he gets to English, and then goes "oh wait I do" or...?

bucky struggling to remember the name of his comphet dates/beards vs steve's jealous ass remembering these girls in detail is such a wild moment for them to have left in cw, like they tried so hard to no-homo bucky too but it still came off as gay

fyi