Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

he’s being funny

[photo ID: Digital drawing of Matt Murdock smiling. He is gesturing smugly with one hand, he is wearing dark sunglasses, is holding a cane, and is wearing a red sweater. The white text on the sweater reads “Daredevil? Never seen him.” End photo ID]

I mean... unless..???😜😮

Be the feral forest being YOU want to see in the world.

Matt: I asked God to remove all the negative people from my life and I almost died.

im crazy

You heard me…

I was the fratt headcanon anon — “for the sake of not letting this get out of hand…” it’s sleepover Saturday girly (gn)!!! get out of hand!!!!! (aka i love your headcanons and will hear as many as you’d like to share haha. your last one warmed my heart)

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Well, in that case … Have another one!

Once Frank notices that Matt tends to fall asleep on his couch a lot, he makes it a habit to occupy said couch and sleep there himself. So Matt will have to drag himself to his bed and get better sleep. Lawyers by day and vigilantes by night need good sleep, after all. Otherwise they become a danger to others and to themselves.

Of course Matt catches on. That's when he starts to wake Frank up and drag him to bed with him. Because Frank, too, deserves some good sleep.

("Am a marine, Red," Frank grunts, sleep-drunk, "'ould probably sleep better on the floor anyway.")

(Matt won't have it. His bed is big enough.)

Matt and Foggy take the subway together every morning to get to work, and every morning Foggy tells Matt about the Dog Bag Guy. As the name suggests, the Dog Bag Guy is a guy with a dog in his bag. Somehow they always end up in the same carriage as the guy, and Matt knows exactly what the guy looks like because Foggy tells him everything.

He knows the Dog Bag Guy is tall and muscular and has dark hair, and his nose must have been broken a few times because it’s kinda wonky and he has the best eyes and he always smiles at his dog. And the dog! Foggy says the dog looks like some kind of pit bull mutt, and it’s got the bluest eyes and the biggest smile, and it looks at the Guy like it worships him. The Guy apparently keeps the dog in a big backpack that he’s wearing on his chest instead, so he spends most of the ride on the subway receiving kisses from the over-sized puppy.

Matt is in love, and he’s never even talked to the Guy.

The Guy, who is, of course, our man Frank Castle himself, has to resist the urge to laugh during his morning commute because that Pudgy Guy is always whispering to the Blind Guy next to him about Frank. He’s spent the last three months trying to work up the courage to walk over there and ask the cute Blind Guy out to dinner.

Max, his dog, doesn’t care about anything other than giving Frank lots and lots of kisses.

2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this