Me At This Point Of The Year, Reacting To Any Bad News

and there is happiness

Nothing will ever be as funny to me as the fact that society progressed so far in the time since 2005 that the demeaning homophobic jokes of vintage spn are now read as obvious signs of Dean Winchester's bisexuality. They tried so hard to make the cowboy straight that they accidentally manifested thee accurate long form portrayal of a closeted bisexual man on television. BiCon.

Part 13 of "Back the Future" AU

Castiel thought he would be mourning the long hair. Or maybe breathing a sigh of relief to see a more familiar style

He didn't think his vessel would react so strongly to THIS

And you can't blame Dean for cutting it (obviously cutting it himself because barbers can't be trusted). He forgot how long he was gonna end up switched in time, and without his nice high-pressure shower, good conditioner, and blow-dryer, the hair was more of a hassle than anything else

This isn't the first time Dean's cut his hair short again, nor is it the first time he's had to deal with an overly flustered Cas (Though, in this case, he can't do what he wants to do with him)

He's just glad Cas didn't immediately poof off to Australia the second he came out of the bathroom

At least Dean didn't shave

Though, with how scratchy it's getting? He's debating it

He hopes he'll get home before it gets worse

Or before he considers marrying this Castiel too with just how darn cute he is

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it's season 16. destiel is fully reciprocated canon. dean and cas are swapping spit when cas pulls back to say in a very low and serious tone, "the fact that you are biologically male is of No Consequence. i will impregnate you, dean winchester." dean's eyes widen, he's confused and lowkey scared but also weirdly flattered and pathetically turned on

with how many queer references Dean makes and how much Sam teases him I no longer think he's closeted at all, he's just bad at being bisexual

more of the same

the angel

Happy Birthday to my baby boy

He's just everything to me.

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