Factual
literally all of us rn
Like say no more 😩
"English isn't my-"
Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with
THIS WOULD BE SUCH A PLOT 😭😭
hear me out.. stranger things 5.. it starts with Dustin sitting in his room on the edge of his bed. He’s sobbing looking at a Polaroid picture of him with Eddie and the rest of the hellfire club. He’s deep in grief, missing Eddie and wishing he could’ve done more to save him. Then, on Dustin’s nightstand, his lamp starts flickering. But it’s not Vecna.
*S…. O…. S……………… S…. O…. S*
It’s Eddie calling out to Dustin from the upside down to let him know he’s still alive.
🛑 spoilers for the last few episodes 🛑
Ryo:*about to start mase genocide and an apocalyptic war
Akira : “ya ok I trust you still”
Until someone kills miki
Akira: “ ya now that’s not ok imma go kill you now”
Ryo:” are you sure about that
*kills akira then starts crying why he’s not responding
Me:* not sure if I should by mad that ryo killed akira or sad cuz ryo was(crying )sad “
No cuz
we should love women and all their glory no mater the size or marks on their on there body
Please if zeke slaps me I’d ask him to slap my some more
Any chance a pal could get number 6 and Zeke? (This is such a fun idea btw.)
of course, you can, and his card is 69 so for everyone who wants to sit on Zeke's face here ya go lmao and thank you 🥺🥰
sexy card game
tags; x fem! reader, facesitting, fellatio, a little dirty talking, ass slapping, Zeke is a little shit.
"Ok, but what if you can't breathe?" you asked looking at your boyfriend who sat on the other end of the couch rubbing your legs going higher until your legs were spread letting him get a good view of the panties you wore under his shirt.
"I'm a grown-ass man, I'll let you know. Do you still want to try it?" he asked looking at you patting his face.
"I even kept it warm for you, but my beard might tickle." he teased as you laughed and stood up from the couch pulling down your panties throwing them at him, Zeke caught it stuffing them in his pants making you roll your eyes smiling.
with him in position on his back, you straddled his face squeezing his head with your thighs feeling his tongue already lapping at your clit, one thing about him is that he wastes no time and doesn't care that you're struggling to unzip his stupid jeans while moaning stopping your ministrations a few times.
Zeke slapped your ass gently catching your attention, "Aren't you going to get sucking, or am I doing all the work?" he asked before drawing your clit in his mouth.
rolling your eyes again in pleasure this time you bent at the waist finally freeing his heavy cock from his boxers, you stroked softly at first before giving him the same kitten licks to the swollen head.
"Just like that, you're mouth feels so fucking good." Zeke groaned between your folds as his finger joined rubbing your clit while using his tongue fucking your quivering hole.
his cock was now in the back of your throat letting him thrust his hips up taking your job over but he didn't mind.
if Zeke knows one thing it's he knows how to eat pussy.
Yeah I was pissed too after bawling my eyes out 😐
Okay, I am PISSED. PISSED, PISSED, PISSED! How could they just kill Billy like that? Without any rhyme or reason! His death was so unnecessary and quick that I was just sitting there gaping in shock- even though I KNEW they were going to kill his character because the Suffer Brothers are ASSHOLES! We barely saw him interact with anyone in this season and we only got stupid subplots with characters who shouldn't even be in this season. They could have him living normal life but with the mindflayer controlling him. Imagine him interacting with his Dad and Susan while being controlled, or Max. But no! We saw him for a few seconds each episode and barely that- sometimes he was just staring. Fuck this shit! I am so freaking pissed! Billy was THE most interesting character left in this show and they throw him away like a used up napkin.