By:  梵天丸 ♡ 

Happy belated bro did you get some pussy

I was offline yesterday. But I received a lot of lovely bday wishes, more than I can answer individually cause I don't wanna spam everyone's dash. Thank you for all the warm bday wishes, even if I didn't screenshot yours (couldn't fit em all)! I'm still hungover & have a lot of post bday & wedding planning stuff to do so I'm gonna go recharge! 😂 Cheers, gracias & bye! 💖💖

Haha soooo funny

When Mike ran across your television room and knocked your oompa loompas over you should've took your cane across his forehead and knocked his ass out. Deadass

As hilarious as that sounds I think mumbler learned a bigger lesson after hopping into the machine, a probably permanent one he won't forget.

Fml

The cast of the Super Mario movie has just been revealed!

"And the secret garden bloomed and bloomed and every morning revealed new miracles."

— The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett 🌿

Hello. You look like a attractive actor I used to watch in a horror film series... he played a murderous spirit that hum a eerie song that lured children into the woods and he killed them there because their parents didn’t pay him for his work when he was a alive and then he killed the town people because the city burned him alive for fake witchcraft accusations... my Dad made me stop watching it because the underground scene was giving me nightmares... are you friends with a producer named nauci / naucey ?

Hi. 👋☺️ *Nancy, yeah. I am. It was based on the Salem witch trials & the legend of Pied Piper, with darker imagery. I've heard people say it gave them nightmares or triggered their anxiety. It's funny you brought up the catacombs cause we had to redo a murder scene down there a few times because a lot of the cast & crew thought the crying was "too real", thinking the kids were being hurt for real. This gif actually reminds me a lot of the kids being lured into the forest before the murders.

Finish the song (u should know the lyrics b/c you wrote it):

I saw you bare in the naked forest

You shied away, hid your face

You only come in the night

When the sun's rays fade

The blue skies die

And stars take their place

When the laughter stops

And the tears flow

When hope fails me

And I don't know where to go

I met a being from the heavens

She dried my eyes

& told me that everything would be okay

She only comes in the night

When the living hide away

Slumbering in their warmth

And there we were for just a moment, one

She kissed me like I was oxygen

& she needed to breathe

The woman of my dreams

W O M A N O F M Y D R E A M S

I don't like him

Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3

Of course you can! 😁 Here:

These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".

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This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!

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And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:

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There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.

Microtransactions bad 🤮🤮🤮

When you ran away from home and your dad wasn't there when you went back how did you survive like what did you do? Where did you stay after that?

I didn't have any nearby family where I used to live, so temporary housing with relatives wasn't an option. While browsing around the local candy stores one day, I saw a man through a window pulling taffy through a taffy puller. I would visit there frequently, as he would engage me in conversation, give me food and allow me to stay out of the cold. He eventually found out I was homeless and offered me a place in his home. I then studied his candy making process and earned my own money by helping out as a hired stocker and assistant at the store, and that's when I started to create my own concoctions of candies in the back room and at home after school. Over time, I had saved up enough and used that money to invest in opening my own corner candy store, took and passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam with flying colors, and the rest is history, really.

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