Mario Chain Chomp Cat Bed Made By TemptedBelongings

Riiiiiiight....if you say so titties

Yo wassup?

Hello Mike. Nice to see you again.

Anything I can do for you?

Only losers make sex blogs about Mr. Wonka 😒😒😒

🌷🌼 Send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going! (no pressure)🌼🌷

SELMA!!! Thank you 😭😭😭

You're one of my favorite blogs too because you always manage to drag me back into my old faves. I had forgotten how much I love Star Trek and Frasier ❤

I hope you're having a wonderful day!!!

Hallo! Augustus here! It vas my birzday four days ago. ;) *shows off a book he got titled "Garfield Livin' the Sweet Life"*

Hey! Happy belated birthday, dear boy! How's that funky chocolate situation going? Did you ever shower? Please tell me you didn't eat the chocolate off yourself...

The Pokemon Center released a set of Ditto Eeveelution Figures

I like the video game twitch babes with the big titties and the big asses👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

What type of girls do you like and are you single?

Unique, my last gf was a virgin, so probably virgins + religious girls, especially since I'm religious myself. There's an innocence & purity in them that I'm painfully attracted to, not in a fetish way, but like in a "it's refreshing to find someone different/who has morals" way. I feel like every girl that likes me nowadays is a, excuse my language, thot & super easy, which is why I'm single. I like a challenge & a chase. I haven't been over the moon for a girl in a while. The good ones that were raised right, those are priceless diamonds.

When you ran away from home and your dad wasn't there when you went back how did you survive like what did you do? Where did you stay after that?

I didn't have any nearby family where I used to live, so temporary housing with relatives wasn't an option. While browsing around the local candy stores one day, I saw a man through a window pulling taffy through a taffy puller. I would visit there frequently, as he would engage me in conversation, give me food and allow me to stay out of the cold. He eventually found out I was homeless and offered me a place in his home. I then studied his candy making process and earned my own money by helping out as a hired stocker and assistant at the store, and that's when I started to create my own concoctions of candies in the back room and at home after school. Over time, I had saved up enough and used that money to invest in opening my own corner candy store, took and passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam with flying colors, and the rest is history, really.

Obviously you would need five because you need one more than the amount of rooms

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

with autumn in full swing, i thought i’d make a garden/farm inspiration guide for anyone who’s interested! 🌿 i unfortunately don’t have any customized beach balls to add watermelon to this post, but hopefully the rest serve you well!

"And the secret garden bloomed and bloomed and every morning revealed new miracles."

— The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett 🌿

STARBUCKS SUX

This is why I don't go to Starbucks.

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