Miketeaveegaming - Michael Teavee

Hallo! Augustus here! It vas my birzday four days ago. ;) *shows off a book he got titled "Garfield Livin' the Sweet Life"*

Hey! Happy belated birthday, dear boy! How's that funky chocolate situation going? Did you ever shower? Please tell me you didn't eat the chocolate off yourself...

Bearbnb, East Sussex, UK 🍯

Created in celebration of Pooh's 95th anniversary, The 'Bearbnb' is an authentic replica of Pooh's tree-hollow cottage & the designer, Kim Raymond, hasn't left a single detail out – fittingly. Taking inspiration from the original illustrations of E. H. Shepard, the tiny property can be found inside a real tree trunk & boasts a bright red door & a sign that reads 'Mr Sanders', a reference to the original Winnie-the-Pooh tales. The magical home boasts a cozy interior with bespoke blue & white striped wallpaper adorned with yellow acorns & pine cones, as well as a rustic wood ceiling, off-kilter windows, floral furnishings & hand-painted artworks. The kitchen comes equipped with a shelving unit filled with giant jars of honey, while outside you'll find a magical picnic area where guests were served up locally-sourced meals inspired by Pooh's favourite honey.

You're so conceited

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

Whatever I'll listen I guess

Small announcement, dear folks! ☝️ Starting sometime in the near future, I will begin posting weekly (or biweekly) video content called "TheWillyWonka Radio", which will consist of various music and white noise playlists. Because I have received messages and questions dealing with depression and insomnia, this content will be especially for those who love ASMR, are studying or need help with their sleeping and relaxing habits. As stated before, videos will be posted either once a week or biweekly, hopefully, should I find the time. Each week there will be a different music genre, from house, to techno, R&B, funk, jazz, rock and lofi. And different ambiences, from crackling fireplaces to waterfalls, thunder storms, rain and nature sounds. Also, I would just like to add that a dear friend of mine has recently informed me that my blog name has become a used hashtag among other tumblrs, and I'm very delighted to hear that! I had no idea I would be growing this fast or my posts still being reblogged! I couldn't be more appreciative! ☺️

Now. Back to the announcement. If you like jamming or sleeping and you can dig what I'm laying down, then tune in to TheWillyWonka Radio in the future! ✨

That's all, folks!

Cya sometime in the future.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

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Korok Leaf Identification Poster made by AbiToads

I normally never post anything but can we talk about how hot Winslow / @winslowat3am was as this devil character and how good his British accent is? I‘m not good at these kind of posts; bare with me. 💭

❌[tw: cursing, mentions of death] ❌

VYCKTOR S. C.

VYCKTOR C. - Played by @winslowat3am [Canadian American Actor]

Species: Demon, Shapeshifter

[very often mistakened for a vampire because of his pale grey skin, gothic victorian fashion sense, sharp teeth, and sometimes firery red eyes] ~

Age: 709 Years [immortal]

Nationality: British

Occupation: Soul collector, Head hunter, Cult leader

Diet: Human flesh

Home: Black castle b/w Heaven and Hell

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Fave Quotes:

• If I burned that bridge then I burned it for a reason, it means I‘m not interested in crossing it again. Ever. And I most certainly am not interested in doing you any favors, Gabriel. I don‘t work for you or for your God anymore.

• I will bite your fucking snout off and hand it to you. Sit. DOWN!

• May the same misfortune, pain, wrath and strife be paid back unto you tenfold, you‘re hereby banned from here, should you ever return and I find out you‘d better pray there‘s a God fast enough and willing to save your filthy pathetic, putrid soul!

• For crying out loud, I never loved you, I‘m incapable! You think that you can trick me with your innocent little games, your feminity and your looks, but just as sure as you are breathing, darling, I‘m the goddamn devil, and that won‘t work with me because I have no love for or attraction to humans! Especially loose women. Dirty whores, you. All of you, filthy whores! Concubines! Women of Cain! (this one hit so different lmbo)

• I‘m not a fucking vampire, you shriveled up sad sack of wet dog shit. I‘m the devil! Lucifer! Bezzelebub! Hades, even! Hi, not so nice to meet you. Like the new body? Of course you do. Now! Enough introductions! Let‘s make this quick and get down to business, I don‘t have another 700 years

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My movie synopsis: Bezzelebub, self renamed Vycktor, is a 700 year old shapeshifting fallen angel who lives in a gloomy castle just outside of heaven‘s gates in the sky, far away from humanity, according to God‘s rules. Being kicked out of heaven in his previous life as an angel after trying to gather an army of angels in his assist to overthrow God, he was battled, lost, and kicked out of the gates of heaven, where he then flew down to earth, collecting souls and killing humans. Angels in heaven took notice of this and on God‘s command went down to earth to fight and capture Vycktor, taking him back in the sky and locking him away in his castle. After being locked away for 700 years, Vycktor‘s thirst for revenge against the angels and human flesh grows uncontrollable and he breaks free, going back down to earth to wreak havoc amongst the population, but this time he works in an effort to gather some of the most gruesome of monsters such as werewolves, vampires, fiends, ghouls, and creates a dangerous cult in war preparation against God‘s angels. In the midst of it all, he deceives a very naive and trusting woman named Heather, a descendent of Jesus‘ mother, Mary, into believing he‘s a human being, whom she eventually falls in love with and in return is destroyed when his true nature and form is revealed.

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Chaines Moodboard

Yeah, haha all in all I just really like this movie and the character so I wanted to make a quick dedi post. If anyone is interested, I rp and crossover rp [mostly as Vycktor], hmu!

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