My Favorite Room Is The Tv Room Duh

So what? I got bitches too

Good morning!! I am eating breakfast and doing work what do you have up for today :3

Good morning to you, too! Today I'm meeting a girl for breakfast, getting a tattoo finished up, having lunch with some friends & we're probably going bowling 🎳. I hope you have an amazing day! ❤️💖

Don’t mess with us 😤

McDonalds isn't bad you're just boujie! 😤

What's your favorite food at McDonald's?

I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.

Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.

What is this

Goodnight world.

He's an idiot

You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people

Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?

Storybook & Fairytale homes & Airbnbs. (these are some of my favorites).

Isabella's Little Pink House, Orlando, USA / Casa dos Duendes in Campos do Jordão, São Paulo State, Brazil / Gingerbread Mansion, Ferndale, California / Forest House, Efteling, The Netherlands / The Boot At The Jester House Cafe, Tasman, New Zealand / Hobbit Home, Dutchess County, Pawling / Spadena House, Beverly Hills, California / Akebono kodomo-no-mori park, Japan (this woodland home was inspired by the iconic Finnish Moomins series by Tove Jansson) / Hamlet of Marie Antoinette, Versailles, France / Witch House in Białka Tatrzańska, the Tatra Mountains, Poland

Fuck Japanese people

Racist comments telling me not to make fictional Japanese Black characters even though I’m just trying to give some relevant representation and distract myself from said racism.  

Rui Hachimura, representing the entire nation to a sports event of hundreds of millions: 😐

🌿 Take me away 🌿

Screw charlie I deserved to win

Hey I noticed that you changed your clothes a lot on the golden ticket tour day. First you had the black coat outside then you took that off and had the burgundy jacket but after the contest you had on gold and black pajamas and slippers then when you was getting your shoes shined you had the black jacket with another black coat under it and then you changed back to the burgundy jacket when you had dinner with the buckets. Why did you change so much and how did your clothes magically switch at the end?

Well, I changed back into my lounging pajamas because the tour was over. And I wanted to be comfortable for my therapy session. I threw on a quick change of clothes once again to find Charlie and talk to him. I specifically changed my clothes so that he wouldn't recognize me or the big 'W' on my shoes. That's how I ended up in all black. So basically your question is how in the world did I end up wearing the burgundy coat again, right?

When we arrived back at the factory after visiting my dad, we were brainstorming new candy flavors and ideas. I leave most of my coats and shoes at the front corridor when I'm in a hurry (if the Oompa Loompas haven't taken them away) and I happened to change back into the attire from earlier right before going to the Buckets' house for dinner with Charlie. That's all. Just a quick change of wardrobe.

Legend of Zelda Sculptures made by GizmoForge