School Doodles

KILL THE PIG!! CUT HER THROAT!! SPILL HER BLOOD!’

it’d be like this

Lotf au where everything is the same but the littluns only talk in brainrot

what am worms

why am worms

explain worms

i had to look some of this up but

so worms aren’t actually like their own thing, “worm” is just a word to describe any limbless, tube shaped, symmetrical animal, or any non-arthropod invertebrate creatures. there’s even a leg less lizard included in the worm group!

the biggest worm ever recorded was 180ft/55m (bootlace worm)! but if we’re just talking about earth worms, then the biggest would be the African giant earthworm at an average of 4.5 feet long. there are over 6000+ species of worms across every continent (besides Antarctica)

I have no idea why they evolved like that but I’m glad they did! Worms are our best natural janitors:)

shitty miconch doodles I drew while half asleep

can you write a little one shot of Jack going to therapy please 🙏 (begging on the floor rn)

hi this is my first time writing jack which is actually a lil hard because even tho he is witewawwy me i rarely act this disrespectful to therapists.

its only 450 words thank yewww vvvv

The therapy office walls are truly offensive this time around. I glance downward at my hands; sunburnt, peeling, stained. Any longer in this sterile room and I’ll start to pick at them. If only I’d known fame comes with dirt under your fingernails. 

The door opens up and in comes today’s doctor. Blonde headed and taller. Eyes a horrible, seafoam blue.

“Jack, is it?”

“Merridew,” I make sure my voice is sharp enough to command, like a knife. “My name is Merridew.” As he’s settling in, I take a glance at his clipboard. He makes one sharp strike through my first name at the top of the page. The satisfaction settles in slightly. There is a drop of brown at his collar, still wet.

“I hear you were one of the boys-”

“If you want me to talk, make sure you’re presentable first.” I jab my index finger out towards his collar. He glances down, dumbfounded. The man looks back at me, then at the tissue box on the table.

“My apologies… Merridew. I was on my lunch break.” The defeat in his voice is almost palpable as he dabs at the stain. I nod silently, avoiding his gaze. “As I was saying, I’ve been informed you were one of the rescues from that…” He gesticulated, searching for a word. “Plane crash.”

I pick some grime out from under my nails. “I played a big part in that rescue. My fire got us found.” I can even sense the irritation in my voice. Why spend time on small talk?

“The forest fire?” He takes a bored sip from his coffee cup. Now, I can feel my blood boiling against my ashy skin. 

“Why, it did the job, didn’t it?” My voice rises into a shout. How dare he look down on me? When I saved the rest of the pathetic whelps, when I was the one who created order, when I was the hunter?

Again his pen moves, making gentle strokes on his paper. He pauses for a moment, setting down the clipboard and folding his hands together slowly. I can feel those horrible blue eyes burning into me. Before he speaks, I am asserting myself once more.

“I’m not telling you anything. I’m leaving.”

He opens his mouth, his lips moving slowly to form words. “By all means, Merridew, if you are dissatisfied with my care-”“I’m dissatisfied with you.” My time is better spent elsewhere. I rise from the seat, pushing his coffee cup off the table. It makes a shrill sliding sound and falls to a satisfying crash. The coffee pools outward to touch my shoe; I have already rejected its warmth on my way to the door.

A RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!

do yall fw self shipping

drew that one alcoholic Ralph AU I keep seeing on my dash

he got drunk and was begrudgingly walked back to his dorm

(au by @beastswinethief … sorry for the tag)

in case you’re wondering what ive been doing

am i allowed to post this on the main lotf tags if it’s a lotf au. At what point does this cross into oc territory where it’s annoying to see on main tags

all writing done by @xenoli !!! king

art I’ve drawn recently

doodle on the bottom right corner of the second image is a drawing of me, drawn by my friend betsy. notice the different between now i draw myself and how they draw me

it’s getting jalphy in here

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH LILAC‼️‼️‼️

i definitely didn’t forget to send this June 1st

guys i think they crashed in june

happy pride month to u too mikeru