You Were One Of The 20-40ish Senators Who Conspired To Kill Julius Caesar, But Did NOT Stab.

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Do you guys think that there is an universum where Reggie runs away to the muggle world, taking on the persona of Timothée Chalamet. One day, as Sirius and the Marauders go the cinema, they see Reggie-now-Timothée on the big screen.

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

90 - 9 = 91

It's true. My 3rd grade brother told me.

I had no idea what to say lol

Was trying to flirt with @mike-wheeler-is-gay , I think I did pretty well

(it's ok because I'm gay lol)

why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those