The Conversation I Had This Morning

Credit to og :)

Makarov: I’m sure you’re wondering why I have gathered you here today-

Price, tied to a chair: You kidnapped us

Makarov: John, not now. I have a surprise for all of you-

Price: Is it your surrender and a million dollars?

Makarov: John, I have a speech planned-

Price: Aw, did you practice in the mirror? I’m sorry, you must be so nervous-

Makarov: That’s it! Mood’s ruined! Thanks, John! My mood has soured, you ruined the mood!

Soap: Wow, Cap has attitude

Ghost: I have never been more proud to have him as my captain

Gaz, muttering: I see the family resemblance

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

more of the boys

I love these two WAY too much 😭😭😭😭😭

Happy Easter!

looky looky who it is

You found me >:D

Stop putting so much Aziraphale and Crowley on my page just because I follow you 😠

No 😈 I post what I like, and I mainly repost to look back at it later bc my phone has NO storage. You should see all the slimecicle stuff I get because of Mikasaakerman 😭

Sits in silence, 20 cm apart, absolutely not talking about their feelings.

This is not enemies to lovers. This is emotionally constipated immortal soulmates to lovers.

look at you, you're gorgeous!