"Why Haven't You Killed The Human Yet" "I've Grown Fond Of The Little Derp. He Amusses Me Quite A Bit"

No because Chrome here would kill me.

Demon: Why??? Me with all my junk: Cause I want some money?

“In exchange for your soul, I can offer you - ” “No, I don’t want to sell my soul. I want to sell all these.”

This is so fucking true.

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You heard me.

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

Gotta remember this...

So, about a month and a half ago, I sent an ask here about Charlie being Lucifer's adoptive child, instead of his biological one, and Alastor demanding custody of her because of his scheming, and a lot of people seemed to like it, so now it is a fic, with its first chapter on ao3!

I can't add links directly but this is it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55062487/chapters/139599334

And this is the ask I sent in: https://www.tumblr.com/nunalastor/744132699579629568/yall-seem-experienced-it-fic-and-fandom-culture?source=share

And this is my blog where the most recent post is the fic link and summary: @loser-babey

A big thank you for the encouragement, your blog really helped actually put this idea into motion, and just feed into the idea itself, so thank you for that spark!

If you guys or anyone else ends up checking it out, I hope you enjoy it! <3

oh shit!! link

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

SLAMS IT EVEN HARDER!!!

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

Okay, when creating OCs, I just picture myself in their world, weather it's an OC for main media thing, or just a silly little OC, I just base it off myself first. Then I change things about that OC and make it's lore. That way they probably can have some of your flaws to make them feel a bit more fleshed out. Or just bounce ideas off of a friend

Yall ever just?

The daughter in question: MURDER!!!! (she's having tea with dolls and is 15.... is she trying to poison one of them? Yes? No?)

“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

I need bleach for my eyes.... loads of it....

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.