Oh Cool! I Puked Today Then Went Shopping!!!!

I'm a girl.... WELL! TIME TO CROSS DRESS! Just let me text my mom so that she doesn't freak the fuck out.

You were just sucked up and abducted by a UFO. The alien inside addresses you, “Is this translator working? Listen. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for three days so my parents will get off my back about it.”

Wait! So I don't get laid?! That's not gonna work for me! . . . Oh! I married an Asexual. I don't have to have sex. (this is meant as a joke and also HAPPY PRIDE TO MY LOVELY ACE PEOPLE!)

Writing Prompt: A mysterious book appears on your doorstep. Every time you open it, a different story from your future is revealed. You might make discoveries, have to face decisions, and even learn how parts of your future affect your present actions.

May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)

sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute

Saw the Wicked Movie for the first time today. It was awesome but I hate how it was just part one. Good thing I saw a musical a few years ago so I know how it ends! The movie theater I went to had chair the reclined. And barely any one was in the theater. Loved it 10/10

I just hide in a closet

Everyone at the Orphanage is excited because today is Sidekick Adoption Day. A day when the Super Heroes come and pick a new sidekick. You just want to be adopted by a normal family to live a normal life and do everything you can to sabotage being picked as a sidekick.

Ah shit, a mosquito????? Dat sucks. I suggest arson. P.S. How you like my PFP?? Should I change it to Tsukasa?????

How you doing?! I also need help making lore for OCs since you're much better at it than I am! And thanks for lending me your manga every day bestie!!!! :3

there's a mosquito in my house i'm scared......... i can help u ocs at school cuz i gotta do things 2day and tomorrow :3

TBH same. I'd bawl my eyes out and even manipulate them afterwards. Or I'd kick them out of my house since it's legally mine.

Me talking sh*t about ML characters part 2

Also, if I was in her situation I would have had at least five anxiety attacks just in one day. Like c’mon are you really telling me that a 18yo orphan girl with a long life to live, which probably has plans for the future, goes to the mansion her parents left her and IN THE FIRST DAY she dies and now she’s fucking forced to be attached to someone that she doesn’t even know AND THE CRAZIEST THING SHE DOES IS TRY TO SCAPE????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

IF I WAS HER I WOULD GO FUCKING WILD ON ALL THE VAMPIRES and I would cry rlly hard cuz I wouldn’t be able to do anything, the life I had planned, the things I wanted to do… IT’S ALL GONE CUZ SOME STUPID VAMPIRES STOLE MY FUCKING HOUSEADBUWEDFBEJHWKBD

"I wish I could.... But let me tell you this, not everyone tries to fit into that box. A lot of us are able to grow out of that box, and shove it somewhere else. Making sure, we don't ever fit in it again...."

“You humans confuse me. You try so very hard to be as boring as everybody else, and, when some gifted soul is born that has some small degree of uniqueness to it, you beat and break it until it fits into a dull little box that you can understand. Explain this to me, if you please.”

First day of march :3

OH GREAT RABBIT! TELL US! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO!!!

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.