Me: Is It Wearing My Heels Demon: *nods* Me: FOR FUCKS SAKE! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE!

It's the brand. This one is a "Lifesavers" I think. They do have holes in them usually but I can't clearly read the name

My mint at church tonight doesn't have a hole

A resturant near where I live has Bob Roth on one TV all the time. I love watching him paint while eatting my pizza

Yes. So is going on tumblr in the middle of the night

SO THAT'S WHERE MY WISH FOR A WHITE CHRISMAS WENT TO?! I MEAN'T IN MY CITY!!!

*grabs twenty megaphones and sticks them all together* You will soon~ *insert evil laughter*

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

Me: *sees them with blood* Beasty #1: You taught us well! Me: I JUST READ YOU A MURDER MYSTERY! I DIDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BODY WITH YOU???

You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

The daughter in question: MURDER!!!! (she's having tea with dolls and is 15.... is she trying to poison one of them? Yes? No?)

“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”

“Her training will protect her.”

“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”

I'd probably get my self killed for trying to hug one of my favorite characters....

I just read an interesting isekai, harem uppermoons x reader (gender neutral) fanfic on ao3 called the awakening of the demon king by wholesome_sliced_bread and plot so far is amazing!

In a nutshell, reader found a dead Muzan and ate him and they became the Demon King. (I find this terribly disturbing and funny at the same time).

You were just a student but then you stumbled across Muzan’s corpse and nom nom nom. ✨ expensive mukbang ✨ You got isekaied to the Demon Slayer world. (I drew another version of reader for another fanfic— I’m not running out of ideas at this point. But I drew them female huhu I should’ve drawn them ambiguous.)

Since you became the Demon King, all of the demons under Muzan’s creation, especially the Twelve Kizuki are under your control.

The original story of Demon Slayer might change depending on Reader, who is a fan of Demon Slayer in the real world, meaning they know everything what will happen to the story, who dies and survives, and how the original story will end. The fate lies upon their hands.

I enjoyed the story so far. I recommend everyone to read it~

Another hero: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ENGAGED TO A VILLAIN?!?!?! Me: 1. they're hot. 2. We're both ADHD 3. Their rambles are way too cute. How could I not marry them?

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

God give me good fortune.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!