Throwing A Cult Of The Lamb Party For My Next Birthday For Sure

Isn’t it lovely that people applying their own opinions and views of things just makes things worse

Also I’m no better than my horrible mother so yippee

I thought I could get over the longing but I was wrong

A scenario where a robot is trying to blend in with human society but has no knowledge of the modern day lingo:

Robot: In order to keep my human body stable, I must remember to eat time specific meals. So relatable.

Human Friend: You’re so real for that.

Robot: *slightly panicking* Of course I’m real, did anything I say make you doubt so?

Human Friend: o.O ?

I passed my class!!!! Thought my essay was horrible but turns out it was just fine ✨✨

We got patrons and matrons, but what about xatrons?

"You read something which you thought only happened to you, and you discover that it happened 100 years ago to Dostoyevsky. This is a very great liberation for the suffering, struggling person, who always thinks that he is alone. This is why art is important. Art would not be important if life were not important, and life is important."

-James Baldwin, Conversations with James Baldwin

Bring them backkkk

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

"The 1994 movie bears a much stronger resemblance to the source material, to the graphic novel, than this new movie does. And not in that "is it the foot vs. the torso" photo-finish kind of way, but we're talking by a clear mile. This movie tries to over-explain everything... right, why not overcomplicate a simple concept? It's the concept of crossing death for love.

"It's a movie that feels like it was adapted by someone who had never seen 'The Crow' or read 'The Crow', but had heard about 'The Crow' from someone and made a movie accordingly. You have a guy in the costume, but the guy doesn't actually feel like the spirit of the character.

"It's easy to say on the surface, "Yeah, Eric Draven comes back to kill people." But you're missing the fact that he's actually kind, even funny. He's a person who loved life; therein is the tragedy. He got Darla clean so that she could least try to be a good mom to Sarah. I feel like this guy (2024 Eric) would join in the on the drug use. (In the 1994 Crow,) even when he went in to kill Skank, he gave everybody in the room the opportunity to bail. Then everyone at that table chooses war and they go down, but he gave them the opportunity. The dude in this movie just massacres folks and doesn't give a ****. It's less likable and relatable as a protagonist.

"The reality of the situation is: do you go to the movie theater to overpay for a movie ticket to watch this new Crow movie, or watch the existing 1994 Crow movie in the comfort of your own home? The answer is simple: it's the latter.

"This 2024 Crow movie is both baffling and fascinating, by way of being very surface-level simple and overly-complicated at the same time. It gives you the feeling of, "I've seen everything in this movie elsewhere, and in those movies they did it better." You want a better Crow movie? Watch the original Crow movie."

- Jeremy Jahns The Crow (2024) Movie Review

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