Spent The Day Self Sabotaging By Thinking About [REDACTED]

I personally love it when actors are not normal about the characters they play. I love it when they get attached and start saying weird shit cause they have clearly been thinking about it. Yes court jester, tell me more of your special little headcanons.

Happy Yuletide!! 🎄🐈‍⬛

Gonna drop the recipe:

* 2 boxes of Velveeta Mac n Cheese (Kraft works fine too),

*1 small bag of broccoli

*A few shakes of Garlic salt

Put them all together and you have the perfect feel better meal ✨

Trying to summon a Mac n cheese with garlic salt tulpa because @midnitevintage got me into the combo and now I’m craving it again.

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

mcapriglioneart

HELL YES IT’S HAPPENING! AO3 ACCOUNT HERE WE COME!

An introduction

Hello!

Any good story (or in this case, blog) needs some sort of introduction. Could be anything from how the harsh War had inspired Grandma to make her casserole to console her little ones. Or the epic car chase a spy finds themselves in to get the first of many clues involving an elusive diamond. Even better could be the classic cliche of a brief moment from a nightmare where the writer snaps awake as the jaws of a bloodthirsty creature brushes against their neck.

However, I find it best to introduce myself by letting you down gently. One: I am not involved in any major wars. Two: I am not a super spy either. And finally three:.... that's debatable.

I am simply a depressed young adult who so dearly wants to be a writer despite the fact of the many, MANY stressors that happen in my life among all the other misfortunes.

I'm not going to David Copperfield you here and go on about the story of my birth. Instead, I will tell you about one of my many stories I have. The story of my internet name.

Looking at the word Vintage, you'd probably think, "Ohhhh so they must be one of THOSE people who love to collect old fahsion and antiques, huh?" As much as I do have a curiosity in such things, you would be incorrect. Among an old friend group of mine, another friend of mine and I shared the same name. Since I was the orginal memeber of the group they decided to call me Vintage.

And the word midnight (midnite) is simply because I appreciate the atmosphere of nighttime. 

As one of my professors taught me, the best way to start something is to just do it. So here we gooooooo!!!

You know what’s better than drunk texting your ex? Drunk texting a friend who you had a slight crush on in high school