A Vision Of The Labour Party, 2017

A Vision of the Labour Party, 2017

Liz Kendall has returned to a quiet life as a backbencher and constituency politician, but due to border change legislation passed by a gloating Tory Government, her constituency is now Hades.

Yvette Cooper is serving a ten year sentence for the murder of her husband Ed Balls after his 167th utterance of “At least I lost to the Millibands…”

Jeremy Corbyn, in what is considered one of his more unusual leadership moves, proposes legislation to ban the word “Crown” from any and all pub names. The Labour conference that year is held in the “People and Anchor” pub in Islington.

Andy Burnham turned back into a wooden doll at the stroke of midnight after the leadership election, where he came third place, as a result of the particular brand of contractual wish magic that gave him life.

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4 weeks ago

how has nobody posted anything about the openly gay republican running for lieutenant governor of virginia who is getting attacked by his party-mates for allegedly reblogging naked men on tumblr


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2 weeks ago

#holding out hope the new documentary confirms my theory that 'died in september' refers to the suicide attempts occurring in september 1970

Having it on the record one way or the other would be everything.

The other thing that gets me about the lyrics (and I also put this into my giant Billy Joel essay) is "Unsung songs show my direction" because Walter Everett once compared the song's composition to Henry Mancini and André Propp and in 1971 both of them had just written instrumental songs ("A Time for Us" and "Love is Blue") that went to the top of the charts. So that line is already meta for the likely inspirations behind "Silver Seas" but then he removed the lyrics and added another self-referential layer because now that lyric refers to "Nocturne" itself too.

Once I lived You might remember Born in May Died in September


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4 months ago

It’s impossible to give directions in Boston. Nothing makes sense. There are inexplicable one way streets, there are streets that change their names as you move from one area to another. There’s a road in my area where the gps literally tells you to take TWO full right turns to “stay on” the same road which is at a right angle to the original. There’s like four different Massachusetts Avenues. Sometimes you have to be in the left lane to turn right. The gps can’t even get directions to my workplace correct; it tells me to take a left on a road where lefts are not allowed, and the only way to not have to go across the river and take 15 minutes to turn around is to remember this shit one block early and make the left THERE. Recently, they’ve restricted 1 of 2 lanes on each side of major thoroughfares to only allow bikes and buses, and the government officials seemed to genuinely believe that would somehow EASE traffic. Oh and don't try to drive on Memorial Drive on Sundays; they close it for pedestrians. Just because. And when you DO drive on Memorial, there's one exit that will make your gps lose its mind and start chanting random sequences of numbers for four minutes straight. You can't take a Uhaul on Storrow Drive because the bridges that go over it are too short, and every year some doofus college student ignores this rule and proceeds to "get Storrowed" when they shave off the top of the truck on the overpass and get stuck. I-93 turns into I-95 and makes a big circle around the city, so a lot of the time you'll be on I-95 north but driving east or west.

It’s not limited to driving either. The Arlington train station is not in Arlington, it’s in the middle of downtown. Harvard Square is not a square, it’s more like a pentagon. There are four different green line train routes, and they’re labeled B for Boston College, C for Cleveland Circle, D for… Riverside, and E for… Heath Street. The Silver line is listed on the train map but is entirely run on buses which have to be connected and disconnected from power lines every time you go through the route. The Blue line goes to (and I’m not joking) Wonderland. The two red lines are labeled for their southern points: Braintree line goes to Braintree, and the Ashmont line goes to… Mattapan. To be fair, the train itself stops in Ashmont and you continue to Mattapan on a trolley, but that doesn't make it better. South Station and North Station are 1 mile apart and the easiest way to get from one to the other is just to walk it because otherwise you have to travel through 4 or 5 train stops on two different lines. But make sure you memorize the route because there's a good chance your gps will lose signal in the Financial district because it can't get through the buildings. In Boston Commons there are two train stops within line of sight of each other, on the same street, and one of them screams. To get to the trains at Porter Square, you have to ride down escalators 105 feet below street level, or you could just take the 3 flights of stairs totaling 199 steps (presumably because the engineers had something against nice even numbers). The North End is south of East Boston. Castle Island is part of the mainland.

No matter where you're going or how you're getting there, it takes 45 minutes (no wrong turns) or an hour and a half (one wrong turn). It doesn't matter if you're going one stop on a train; it will take 45 minutes. If it's summer, there's a better than 50% chance you'll be in the train car that lost it's AC; if it's winter, you're guaranteed to be in the car where the heat has it up to 80 degrees and the inside of your winter coat will be a sauna. Check the Red Sox schedule before you go south of the river, or you'll be trapped in the waves of baseball fans flooding the streets and days will go by before you're found again. And just... don't go outside on September 1.

If you're thinking that this sounds eldritch as shit, you're right. The entire city is an arcane lock keeping the ghoulies and ghosties from haunting the rest of the nation. We charge it with every "fuck" we utter while we travel our labyrinthine paths and drink our Dunks. You're welcome.


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4 months ago

Word rhyming is an equivalence relation

Take the definition that two words rhyme if and only if they end with the same sound.

Reflexive: Every word rhymes with itself.

Well, if two words are the same, all their sounds have to match, including the final one, so this point holds.

Symmetric: If A rhymes with B, B rhymes with A.

This one’s really hard to prove, because it’s so obvious. If A rhymes with B, then the final sounds of A and B are the same. They will still be the same if we swap the words around. Please don’t make me explain it more, I’ll cry.

Transitive: If A rhymes with B and B rhymes with C, then A rhymes with C.

Call the sound at the end of word A ‘&’. If A rhymes with B, then B also has to end with ‘&’. If B rhymes with C, and B ends with ‘&’, then C also has to end with ‘&’. This means that both A and C end with ‘&’, and so A rhymes with C.

There we go. The argument no one cares about but me has been made. Rhyme is an equivalence relation. You can all go home.


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4 months ago
Tag Yourself I’m Aled’s IPad

Tag yourself I’m Aled’s iPad


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2 months ago

I'm boggled. This isn't the same thing as in the letter, is it?

A panel from Tintin in Tibet, showing Tchang's name carved into a rock in both Chinese characters and the Latin alphabet.

Thank you so much for the ask!! Good job on spotting the difference!

Posting the letter again for reference:

I'm Boggled. This Isn't The Same Thing As In The Letter, Is It?

So you're right, on the rock it reads 張仲仁 (Cheung Chong Yan in standard cantonese romanisation), while on the envelope the name is 張仲文 (Cheung Chong Man). Hergé’s real life Chinese friend is 張充仁 (Cheung Chong Yan), so the romanisation would be the same as the name in your ask. 

HOWEVER, those are just romanisations (which are less accurate but easier for foreigners to pronounce). Their actual pronunciations in cantonese (spoken in Hong Kong) / mandarin (spoken in mainland China including Shanghai) are different:

張充仁 = Tcheung Chong Yun* / Zhang Chongren

張仲文 = Tcheung Tchong Mun / Zhang Zhongwen

張仲仁 = Tcheung Tchong Yun / Zhang Zhongren 

* 'Tch-' is similar to J sound; '-ong' is OW-ng; '-un' as in under

As you can see, there’s a bit of a mix and match. But I think it makes sense to change the first word in his given name into 仲 given that the story says Chang is from HK, because we seldom use 充 in our names (perhaps more common in mainland China, not 100% sure). 

Another fun fact for you on the meanings of those given names~ 

充 = full of

仲 = still be (only in cantonese)

仁 = love for all beings/ benevolence

文 = cultured/ gentle

Both 仁 and 文 are commonly used here across different generations and genders. So I think both translations are pretty nice!!

Also, I just spotted that the stamps in the top right corner are of Queen Elizabeth II and King George VI:

I'm Boggled. This Isn't The Same Thing As In The Letter, Is It?
I'm Boggled. This Isn't The Same Thing As In The Letter, Is It?

Not so good at maintaining consistency but good attention to detail, I must say :)


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2 weeks ago
So I Recently Stumbled On The Wikipedia Article For The Grothendieck-Riemann-Roch Theorem, Which Is An

So I recently stumbled on the Wikipedia article for the Grothendieck-Riemann-Roch theorem, which is an algebraic geometry thing that I'll hopefully learn some day once I actually have the prerequisite knowledge =w= But at the top of the article was this letter, which I thought was a wild thing to have at the top of a Wikipedia article about a niche abstract math thing - here's a translation:

Witches' Kitchen 1971 Riemann-Rochian Theorem: the latest craze*: the diagram

So I Recently Stumbled On The Wikipedia Article For The Grothendieck-Riemann-Roch Theorem, Which Is An

is commutatif**! To give this statement about f: X->Y some approximative meaning, I had to abuse the listeners' patience for nearly two hours. In black and white (in Springer's Lecture Notes) it seems like it will take up to about 400, 500 pages. A gripping example of how our thirst for knowledge and discovery indulges itself more and more in a(n il?)logical delirium far removed from life, while life itself is going to hell in thousandfold ways - and is threatened with absolute annihilation. High time to change our course! (6.12.1971) Alexander Grothendiek

* "der letzte Schrei" is a reasonably common German idiom meaning "the latest craze", but here it could alternatively be translated non-idiomatically as something like "the last cry". I think its more fun to imagine he means the idiom. ** I'm assuming this is a weird old-timey spelling probably taken from french but googling it I can find no examples of anybody using this spelling in German besides this letter

Note that this is 20 years before all of this happens:

So I Recently Stumbled On The Wikipedia Article For The Grothendieck-Riemann-Roch Theorem, Which Is An

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4 months ago

This idea for an SCP article came to me in a dream, so it’s not necessarily good, but I have to get it out there. My subconscious was clearly influenced by memories of mathematical SCPs (like SCP-033 and SCP-1313) and semiotic SCPs (like SCP-4703, though I hadn’t actually read that one before, and another one I can’t for the life of me find right now but I’ll add it if I do).

Keep reading


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4 months ago
This week we continue our exploration of what numbers are, and where mathematicians keep finding weird ones. We start by asking for the area of a circle, get exhausted by Archimedes's method for finding the answer, and take a tour through the idea of limits to construct the complete field of real numbers. We resolve one of the oldest mathematical flame war topics on the internet, and finish by worrying the real numbers are just too weird to actually use.

A new post up on my blog!  Last time we talked about the algebraic numbers, and how just wanting to solve simple equations can create a ton of different numbers.  But they don’t get us everything.

So this time we start off with the idea of measurement, and wind up inventing the real numbers.  The real numbers are weird.  Real weird.  But they show up when we start asking questions about size or measurement.  And in part 3, we’ll see they’re exactly the right way to do calculus.


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