I Am Going To Eat This Entire Candy Cane.

Ppl on tumblr: OMG! IT'S AUTUMN! HALLOWEEN! HOT CHOCOLATE! COZY CLOTHES! COOL AESTHETIC!

Meanwhile me, in the other hemisphere:

HOLY HELL I WAS RIGHT HE'S BACK!

Clark, recovering from kryptonite poisoning and high on painkillers: Bruce, would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺

Bruce, zero hesitation: No.

Clark: You wouldn't? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

We all know the archetype of the classy man that fight with swords and keepsone inside of his cane. But consider: a gang leader, or just a “bad boy”, who is also a swordsman and keep a sword in his bat. Or even better: the classy swordsman and the gang leader are father & son and the father was the one who gave him the sword-bat and taught him how to use it.

God had to balance all that power somehow

It's amazing how horses are such powerful and majestic animals but you look into their eyes and it's just ḁ̶̮͍̆͝n̶͉̆x̴̪̲̒̎̕ị̵̛̈́͘ḙ̷̳͓̈́t̶̖́͜ỵ̵̔

Watched undead unluck kinda unironically made the best romance I’ve seen in a while like hello?

Here you are...

You know

I cant even imagine how feral the pop trolls must seem to everyone. I mean

Thay live in the woods

Thier always smiling

Thay casually mention the fact that thay were eaten 20 years ago then go back to scrapbooking or whatever.

Thay eat nothing but suger and like never sleep

When threating thier leaders first response was to send back a letter saying that she wanted to be "best friends"

Dare i mention the pop medley

Am i missing anything

The only enemies to lovers that matters